STOP READING THIS GARBAGE [Saiki x Kaido]

Good-ish idea

Saiki POV

At first, I thought nothing of it. It's a cafe, after all. As I glanced at the door, I saw Nendo. 'Oh god him' I thought. I hoped he wouldn't see me, but I was wrong. "Hey buddy!" He said happily. I just want him to go away, my day was sucky enough. I think he sensed it. "Hey buddy, what's wrong?" 'Well, since my day's gone bad enough, might as well talk to him about it' I thought. After some silence, I said "Teruhashi's brother and Teruhashi won't leave me alone." He looked at me in surprise. "I don't think I've actually heard you speak!" He said "I also think you're the only one unaffected by their perfection." 'Exactly' I thought. "So How should I get rid of them? Everything I tried didn't work" I said again. "Well, this May be something you won't do but maybe..." at that statement, I got nervous. "Kiss a guy?" He says. I gave him a weird look. Then laugh. "Oh wait you're serious" "I mean think about it, they'll leave you alone" "but the fan club....eh" "see? It's a good plan" "Thank you Nendo, I think this is the only time you've been smart" "thank you!"
Later after eating coffee jelly in peace, I teleport home. My mom greeted me "hey Ku! How was school?" She asks. 'Very interesting' I reply. "That's interesting, I made dinner" 'thanks but I'm not hungry.' She looks at me with worry in her eyes. Then I go into my room.
I lay in my bed for what seems like forever. 'Kiss a guy? No, never. Maybe... maybe I should just switch schools. No, she would follow me. God she's so annoying. But who should I kiss? Nendo? No. Toritsuka? God no! He's such a perv... K...Kaidou?' I quickly sat up and slapped myself while blushing. Whenever I think of him for more than a minute, I get...thoughts...only sometimes I swear. 'Maybe I should look for possible kisses at school tomorrow...yea, yea!'