"Jisung, where thE FUCK DID YOU PUT MY YELLOW SWEATER?!" Minho screams from the other end. Jisung mutters a quick "yikes" and turns down the volume. "Woah, calm your ass, Minho. Just because I went to your house yesterday doesn't mean I went through all your clothes and got your yellow corgi sweater."
"LoOk yOu eVeN knOw wHAT I'm tAlKing AbOut yOu dEfIniteLy - uGH - knOw whAt WhErE It - oOoH fuCk riGht thERe - iS."
"...Minho it sounds like you're at a massage parlor." Though Jisung can't see Minho through the call, Minho looks around, mutes his phone and mutters an "oh shit" before unmuting it. "Yeah, I guess you're right. There's this like asian fat man on top of me and I think I paid for the happy time surprise at the end-"
"I thought I was your asian fat man?"
"No, this guys gives better massages. There's massage oil and candles and everything you don't have. Your place reeks of leeks by the way." Jisung seethes in and out as he clutched his phone in his hand so tight the slime case probably fell off. It was Minho's first gift to Jisung, that slime case. Minho had mistaken Jisung for a twelve year old little girl and gifted it to him to lure him to his candy van. When Minho
saw his ling long, he said "oh fuck" and fell in love. Good times.
"MINHO YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT BUT YOU CAN'T INSULT MY LEEK ADDICTION YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ASPARAGUS BUT DO I MIND NO"
"Babe, please-"
"MINHO JUST SHUT UP LET ME EAT MY FUCKIN LEEKS BRO" Jisung presses the red end call button in an angry sigh and shuts off his phone. He pulls a leek out his pocket and bites off the tip before chewing it like stale grass.
Jisung feels hot tears form in his eyes as his vision blurs and his world spins. They fall down his smooth skin like raindrops on glass and fall down onto his ass.
... his ass.
his ass.
ass.
ass.
ass.
ass. ass.
ass ass
assassasssasss
[wait.. Jisung.. are you getting boned and stoned at the same time?]
n-no-
[what the fuck man. bro come on you can't get aroused by the word ass. how did they even fall onto your ass, they're tears they come from your eyes-]
it's a position.
[wait, wait, Jisung are you going home? bro you can't I gotta continue writing this fanfic you can't do this m8 how will the readers-]
they'll have to see.
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seo short | Changlix ROBLOX! AU
Humorin which han jisung, a roblox hard stan, has plans with his hand and his gaming laptop - but as jisung is busy in his own world, the players get busy too. determined to stop jisung from beating his meat to Roblox before he nuts, avatar!felix joins a...
