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theboywhowontdie
so my parents told ava & i not to come home for christmas because they wanted us to enjoy christmas with our friends and now my dad's telling me that it was supposed to be a surprise but they pulled some strings and now they're spending christmas at hogwarts??theboywhowontdie
theyre even sleeping in the gryffindor common room?? lol what howhjgranger
i've always wanted to meet your parentskingweasley
same & hear about all the pranks they played on peoplekingweasley
fred and george are gonna have the fucking time of their lives, they idolise the marauders, no surprise of coursedmalboy
if uncle sirius is coming, does that mean uncle regulus is too?theboywhowontdie
hold the fuck upkingweasley
dont wanna hold malfoydmalboy
man fuck you guystheboywhowontdie
uNcLe sirius??? he's my uncle??dmalboy
you're not anywhere CLOSE to being related to the blacks. you only call him uncle because he's your godfathertheboywhowontdie
he prefers the term dog-fatherdmalboy
he's my mother's cousintheboywhowontdie
WAIT WHATtheboywhowontdie
he's related to you and narcissa and BELLATRIXdmalboy
yeah but aunt bella is kinda nice now that old voldy is gone dead for realsies and she kinda loved him for some reason?? still in azkaban for the thing with neville's parents but when she escaped for that week when she thought he was still alive, she was sad and nicenlongtop
everything about that story seems like a lie right after you said she's kinda nicedmalboy
shes still an insane, crazy, mentally fucked woman but also so so saddmalboy
i have no sympathy for her whatsoever she had what was coming for her-
theboywhowontdieliked by apotter, kingweasley and 10371 others
- sister from the same mister
[apotter]apotter only difference is, i get my brains from mum, you get yours from dad
-jprongster hey! not nice :(
--lilpo hah!
---apotter oh fuck, mum and dad?!?
----jprongster no swearing missy
---apotter blocking in 3...
--lilpo nooo add us back u meanie
-theboywhowontdie u laughed at her calling me dumb :( no tank u-
lilpoliked by jprongster, siriuslypadfoot and 17358 others
- youngest mum of a 16 & 15 year old alivehjgranger wow i thought u were ginny, so young
-lilpo thanks cutiefinalweasley imagine being as hot as u
-lilpo imagine being so sweet but friends with james' son
--theboywhowontdie woman i'm ur son too?!?
---lilpo kidding love ❤️jprongster my wife is so beautiful
-siriuslypadfoot dunno how she fell for u tbh
--remuslupin a true mystery
---jprongster ihy guys :(
----siriuslypadfoot i'm the love of your life, shush
-----remuslupin i feel like sometimes i'm just not there, you know?
----jprongster yeah i love you mostest siri
---lilpo yeah i feel you, re
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Randomserendipity /ˌsɛr(ə)nˈdɪpɪti/ noun the occurrence and development of events by chance in a happy or beneficial way. "a fortunate stroke of serendipity" - a harry potter instagram fanfic, how original! read chapter labeled 'intro' to find out the shi...