"Mark..."
"What?"
"Happy birthday"
"Oh..."
"I made you cookies as a gift"
"No thanks"
"But they are for you"
"I don't know if you've noticed, but i don't care. You probably burnt the cookies too, so why would i want to eat them?"
"I didn't burn them..."
"Do i look like i give a shit? Just fuck off before i shove those cookies up your ass"
"I was just trying to be nice! Since-"
"Well it's not working is it?! I don't care about you and your stupid cookies, so just fuck off!"
"...Okay then"
