danganronpa oneshots

jokester | genderbent rantaro {drv3}

Requested by B_O_O_B_S

   "That ride got me soaking wet, why did you want to go on that one?" Rantaro asked me as we got off the water ride and sat down on a bench. "That's what she said," I smiled, looking at her. She gave me a "really?" Sort of look, before smiling softly at me. I grabbed her hand, standing up as we began to walk around the theme park.

   "So what do you want to do next?" I asked Rantaro as she shrugged, looking around. "Hey, win me a giant octopus," she said bluntly, pointing at a large purple octopus at a balloon pop stand. I laughed, walking over to the stand, looking at the prizes above the balloons. "So you want a giant purple stuffed octopus," I said, a bit shocked at the request.

   Rantaro nodded, staring at the octopus. "What are you gonna do with it?" I asked in a perverted voice as Rantaro looked at me and sighed. I laughed, looking back at the octopus. The man running the stand was holding a bunch of darts, looking at me. "Hey kid, you gonna play or what?" The man asked me in a scratchy voice. I nodded slowly, walking over to the stand and grabbing three darts.

  I glanced at all of the balloons, aiming one of the darts at a balloon, before tossing it. The balloon popped with a loud noise, causing me to smile. I aimed another dart at a blue balloon, tossing it as another pop followed. One more. I aimed the last dart at a red balloon, tossing it yet again as a pop followed once again. I smiled like an idiot, as the man handed me the giant octopus.

  I turned to Rantaro, holding the giant octopus and giggling at her like a goof. She smiled as I handed her the octopus, hugging it. "Thank you," she said, smiling at me once again, grabbing my hand, as we continued to walk, with the octopus in her hand. Rantaro looked around, staring at everything she saw. "I'm hungry," she stated bluntly, looking at a hotdog stand.

   I nodded, as we began walking over to the stand. Once we arrived, we ordered our hotdogs, we found a table and sat down. Rantaro picked up the hotdog, but held it in a way that I couldn't help but laugh at. "What?" She asked, clueless to what she was doing. "PFFFF the- the way you're holding it!" I cackled as she looked at the hotdog, shrugging as she took a bite out of it.

   Once I regained my common sense, I began to eat my fries, but being a slow eater, Rantaro was finished with her food before i even finished half of my fries. "I'm gonna go to the bathroom," Rantaro stated, standing up and beginning to walk away. I shrugged, continuing to eat my glorious fries.

   I began to grow bored, which lead to me playing with my food. I picked up a short french fry, and then a long one. "Oh senpai-kun! You're so hot uwu" I said in a girly voice, moving the short french fry towards the tall french fry. "Oh frenchi-san, you're quite hot yourself, I could never love another fry like I love you~" senpai fry said to frenchi-san.

   I moved the fries towards each other, making them touch as if they were kissing. "Mmmmphhh senpai-kun, your so ama-"

   "What are you doing...?" I heard a voice. I quickly turned, facing Rantaro as I stuffed the senpai fry into my mouth. Once I swallowed, I answered, "I'm acting out the way our wedding us gonna go when we grow up," I exclaimed, leaning closer to Rantaro, kissing her on the lips as she kissed back. She sat down next to me once we broke apart, staring at my food. "Are you gonna eat that?" She asked, pointing at my food.

   I shook my head, as she shrugged, grabbing the food and beginning to eat it. "Rantaro, you're gonna get fat if you dont stop eating like that," I teased as she shrugged, taking a bite out of a french fry. I waited until she was finished until I stood up, throwing away her paper plate for her. "So what do you want to do now?" I asked as she shrugged, yawning.

   "Wanna go home?" I asked Rantaro as she nodded slowly. I picked her up, carrying her bridal style in my arms as she wrapped her arms around me, hugging tightly. I smiled, as I began to walk. I have one hell of a girlfriend, that's for sure.