still out of pop-tarts

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by tomtordchild756

by tomtordchild756

piderman, redspandex, tonystank, bwidow, angermanagementclass, hawkdude, capcicle, speedieboi, birbman, greyironman, godofsneks, lordofsparkles, king'o'cats, consumerofplums, kingofants, wizardie-boi, and scarletwitchie-gurl, entered the chat

greyironman: oOf Or bE oOfEd

piderman: I will yeet you suit and all

greyironman: pls don't

piderman: but y

birbman: bcause don't

piderman: I will yeet all of you

lordofsparkles: CAN YOU YEET MY HAMMER?????

piderman: we already tried that thor

redspandex: he can yeet me tho, and im huge compared to him

piderman: dude ur fucking light

capcicle: language

piderman changed capcicles name to spangles

spangles: WTF BRO

piderman: >:P

wizardie-boi: what the hell is going on here?

tonystank: idk

godofsneks: idc

piderman: hey guys,

spangles: what

piderman: do not throw away your shot

spangles: OMG YOU LISTENED TO IT :D

redspandex: yeah and hes been blasting it at top volume in the apartment singing along

spangles: XD

spangles: "so your boyfriends a douchbag"

piderman: >:O

piderman: I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT EREYBODY SING

spangles: WOAH WOAH WOOOOAH WOOOAH

kingofants: WOAH WOAH WOOOOAH WOOOAH

tonystank: I imagine death so much it feels more like a memeory,

piderman: whens it gonna get me, in my sleep? 7ft ahead of me?

spangles: if I see it coming do I run or do I let it be

kingofants: is it like a beat without a melody

tonystank: see I never thought id live past 20

spangles: where I come from some get half as many

piderman: ask anybody, why we livin fast

spangles: we laugh

tonystank: reach for a flask

piderman: we have to make this moment last, that's plenty

redspandex: scratch that this is not a moment its a movement

speedieboi: where all the hungriest brothers with something prove went,

hawkdude: foes of moses we take an honest stand, roll like moses takin our promise land,

spangles: and if we win our indapendince, let it guarantee freedom for our decendents

greyironman: or will the blood that's shed begin an endless cycle of vengeance and death with no defendents,

consumerofplums: I know the action in the street is exiting, but jesus between all the bleeding and fighting ive been reading and writing

tonystank: we need to handle our financial situation, are we in the nation to state, Whats the state of our nation!?

piderman: im past paitonetly waitin' im passionetly smashin every expectation, every actions an act of creation

spangles: im laughing in the face of casualtys and sorrow, for the first time im thinking past tommarow!!

godofsneks: wtf is this

piderman: its Hamilton

consumerofplums: in other words the best list of songs ever

redspandex: your all nerds

piderman: you sung to

redspandex: stfu

piderman: thor do you still need pop-tarts?

lordofsparkles: yes

piderman: imma go get some I will be back