They all go in front of the bar
Meliodas:I'll go get us drinks!
Ban turns to y/n
Ban:How've you been buddy! You almost look as good as me!
Y/n:You wish! I'm way better looking!
Ban:Oh yea?!
Y/n:Yea!
Ban:Diane! Who looks better,y/n or me!
Diane looks down and blushes
Diane:Y/n obviously...
She whispers
Ban:That doesn't count she likes you!
Y/n:Ha I told you!
Ban growls and turns to Elizabeth
Ban:Elizabeth right? Who looks better me or y/n?
Elizabeth studies y/n and ban
Elizabeth:I think I find y/n to be more attractive...
Y/n:Haha! I win again!
Ban:I give up!
Y/n:Dont think about it too much ban! You never stood a chance!
Ban laughs
Ban:Man little Cap'n,you've really changed since you were a kid!
Meliodas comes back with the ale
Meliodas:I'm back with the drinks!
He gives one to ban and gives one to himself
He offers one to y/n
Meliodas:You want a drink y/n?
Y/n:I'll pass,thank you though...
Diane:You dont drink y/n?
Y/n:Naw,I leave that to the morons like those two...
He points to meliodas and ban who are laughing like idiots
Diane:I didnt know that about you...
Y/n:Haha,there are plenty of things that you dont know about me...
Ban stumbles up
Ban:Y/n cant drink because he a lightweight!
Y/n:That is not why,alcohol doesnt effect me in any way. If I wanted to I could drink all of the ale in the bar and be completely unaffected...
Ban:Prove it!
Y/n:Fine,but only to prove you wrong...
Y/n walks to back and grabs a barrel of ale
Y/n:Watch and learn peasants...
Ban:Peasants? Who do you think your talking to kid?
Y/n chugs the whole barrel
Y/n:Easy,my body is truly immortal,while yours is flawed...
Ban:How did you become immortal anyway? As far as I know I'm the only one who drank from the fountain of youth...
Y/n:That is none of your business....
Meliodas:You said you are truly immortal right?
Y/n:Yea,so what?
Meliodas:You should fight ban! Battle of the immortals!
Y/n:What-
Before y/n finishes his sentence ban punches him out the bar
YOU ARE READING
Seven Deadly Sins X Male Reader
FanfictionThis is the story of y/n,The Immortal Holy Knight and his journey to find his purpose
