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valentine's day captions

late again smh valentines day was last month😩😂
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Single:
"dear cupid, just send the candy"
"thank u, next"
"happy valentine's day to me"
"cinderella didn't ask for a prince, she asked for a night off and a dress"
"just here for the wine"
"so sick of love songs"
"sick of the kissing cult"
"happy stay-at-home-and-eat-chocolate day"
"reminder: tomorrow all candy is 50% off"
"she/he was stronger alone"

Taken:
"found the person who annoys me the least and called it love"
"i love you like Kanye loves Kanye"
"i can't unlove you"
"you're my person"
"every day with you is like Valentine's Day"
"sugarcoated sweethearts swimming through pools of toxic waste"
"our lips like glue, i think i love you"