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my mascara's too expensive to cry over assholes like you
life goes on, with or without you
you can't do epic things with basic people
don't ever mistake my kindness for weakness
proof that i can do selfies better than you
her attitude is savage, but her heart is gold
i know i'm a handful, but that's why you got two hands
revenge? nah, i'm just gonna let sit back and let karma fuck you up
as lost as Alice, as mad as the Hatter
my lips are the gun and my smile is the trigger, my kisses are the bullets, label me a killer
make them stop and stare
i love the sound you make when you shut up
karma's just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink, she said she'll be with you shortly
treat me as a joke and i'll leave you like it's funny
the trash gets picked up tomorrow, be ready
i know looks aren't everything, but i have them just in case
sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast