My Inkigayo Sandwich

03

April 7, 2019

u piece of shit

what?

why didnt u tell her that ure
jungkook?
like THE jungkook of THE
bts???

cause she'll freak out
right??

damn right she will

exactly!

she has every right to freak
out!! 😤

yes she does!
but i don't understand why
YOU'RE freaking out??

imagine this, someone gives
u an inkigayo sandwich and
u find a number on it!
i mean it won't be the first
time lisas ever received an
inkigayo sandwich with a
number but that's besides
the point!

☹️

the point is!
if it weren't for me!
ur number will probably be
in the rubbish bin already
along with every other male
idol she's rejected 😓
so i think i deserve a "thank
you bambam for helping
me, wow, you are such a
good friend ❤️"

that doesn't really answer
my question...
but... thanks anyways?

ure an ungrateful little piece
of shit 💩
lisas been bothering me non
stop saying "who's nochu??"

wait...
she has?

ofc she has!
i'm the one who gave her
the damn number!
u know why?

...

cause some asshole couldn't
be a normal human being and
ask the girl herself!!
nooooo!!!
he had to bother his awesome
friend to do his dirty work for
him!!! 🤬

okay!
i'm sorry!
and i really do appreciate u
doing that for me so thank
u friend 🙏🏼

ure welcome 💁🏻‍♀️

but i won't tell her i'm
THE jungkook

whY NOT
SHE WONT STOP
BOTHERING ME DO U KNOW
HOW ANNOYING SHE IS???
NO U DONT
CAUSE ALL U SEE HER IS AS
SOME CUTE BADASS DOLL
LIKE GIRL BUT U HAVENT
SEEN THE REAL HER
IM TELLING U THIS DUDE
AS SOMEONE WHOS
KNOWN HER FOR LIKE 16
YRS
RUN AWAY!
WHILE U CAN!!!!
BOY U BETTER YEET IT!! 🏃🏻‍♂️

bam...
you done?

yes
but if u really don't wanna tell
her then i respect that ✊🏼
but remember i can't cover u
up forever
if it slips, it slips 🤷🏻‍♀️

but she'll stop trying
eventually right?

yeah
eventually

then just keep covering me
up until she gives up 😎

idk what to do with u at this
point 🤦🏻‍♀️
i'm not even getting paid to
do this!!!

then i'll pay u
how much u want?

wait
fr???

fr

wait don't pay actual legit
money
u'll pay me when the time
is right
when i ask a favour from u,
no matter how much u don't
wanna do it, u gotta do it
okay?

that's all?

that's all

okay
deal

pleasure doing business
with u man 😉

im scared

😈
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