Series!Sonic Boom! X Female!Reader ONE-SHOTS

The First Drunk One-Shot

*Edited briefly*

Just as a reminder:
*(Y/n): Happy Drunk
*Ryder: Alcoholic
*Sonic: Sad/Depressed Drunk
*Tails: Violent/Angry Drunk
*Knux: Crazy Drunk
*Sticks: "High" Drunk
*Amy: Professional Drunk

Characters: The Team, Drunk (Y/n) and Drunk Ryder
Contains: Drinking, Drunk Actions

It is unknown if the Author was drunk while writing this chapter.

The Author does not condone underage drinking.

**RYDER**

Ryder was walking through the village in deep thought. A lot of fucked up shit has happened to him in the last few months and it's been a while since he's had a drink. He knew (Y/n) had alcohol at her place, but they weren't the fancy alcohol. It was mostly whiskey, wine, vodka, you name it. And since he hasn't seen (Y/n) in a while, there was no harm in going to pick some up.

He walked to her place and knocked on the door. No answer, maybe (Y/n) wasn't home. He turned the knob and to his surprise, the door was unlocked. He walked in and found an interesting scene.

(Y/n) was passed out with two vodka bottles around her, one in her hand and one on the ground. The bottle in her hand wasn't even finished. He rolled his eyes and walked into her kitchen.

He found the cabinet where her alcohol is stashed. And the doors were in odd positions. One was wide open while the other door was broken off its hinges and almost smashed apart.

He had found a fair amount of alcohol in the cabinet and grabbed his usual drink: Rum. He was surprised to find red and white wine in the cabinet. (Y/n) wasn't one to drink wine unless that was the only option. But maybe now she has an appreciation for it.

But in reality, (Y/n) had stole some of the wine from Amy.

**SOMETIME LATER**

After drinking half a bottle of rum, one would think Ryder was near drunk, if not already drunk. But no, he's just very tipsy. He is a partially-functional alcoholic. And he's just functional enough to make it through the rest of the day.

Tipsy Ryder was sitting on (Y/n)'s couch and drunkenly laughing at the comedy show playing on her TV. He has moved (Y/n) prior to this, carelessly flinging her body to the other side of the couch.

Later, still-Drunk (Y/n) woke up and found now drunk Ryder still watching TV, still drinking her alcohol.

"Ryder!" She yelled in a excited tone and flung onto him, hugging him tightly. "When'd you get here?" She asked, slurring her speech.

"Long ass time ago." He answered, his speech just as slurred as hers. "Your bitch ass was passed out."

"You're so funny!" She yelled and laughed loudly at him, laying her head on his shoulder.

"Leave me alone." He said, pushing her away from him. But didn't care as she lounged at him again. A sober one would realize they are in a suggestive position but the two drunks didn't think of it that way.

But within literal seconds, she stopped trying to snuggle him. Instead, she was now content. But Ryder was still ready to push her away if she tried that (his words) "snuggle-shit" again.

"Wanna go to Mehh-Burger?" She asked, her speech still slurred.

Ryder thought to himself before nodding slowly. "Yeeeaah~ Let's gooo~"

They both left the couch and stumbled out of (Y/n) place, her following him. Of course, he brought the rum bottle with him because that's one of the best bottles he's drunk in a long time.

**MEH BURGER**

The team was talking about the Egghead attack that occurred the week prior. It was odd since it was so down graded and "easy" compared to Solaris. And also it was the first attack since Solaris, which made it more odd.

While Sonic talked about the incredibly easy robots to destroy on his part, Tails spotted two slugging beings leaning against each other as they walked. The two slugging against each other were singing a song only the two drunks would know.

(A/N: This is when you play the song and skip to 0:20)

Tails could faintly hear them singing incoherently.

🎵We got elegance! If you ain't got elegance, we can never, ever carry it on!

Then (Y/n) proceeded to sing the instrumental very poorly as she walked with Ryder, who attempted to sing it as well.

"Don't tell me they're drunk again." Sticks pled, whispering.

"He has a rum bottle with him, of course they are." Amy whispered as well.

But soon (literally two seconds), (Y/n) legs had gotten weak and Ryder could tell. So he hoisted her onto his back and kept walking, ignoring how much she weighed. And due to carrying extra weight, he stumbled into others' tables and earned disapproving looks. Looks that asked "These two drunks really saved our lives?"

(A/n: (Y/n) is not heavy, Ryder is just tired after drinking all that rum. By the way, you can stop the music now)

Once they approached the table, Ryder dropped (Y/n) into a chair before sitting in his own sipping his rum bottle once more.

"Heyyyyyy, guyzz." (Y/n) greeted, her elbows on the table and her hands held her head up. "How are ya?"

"Why are you drunk again?" Sonic asked. (Y/n) responded with tilting her head and suddenly standing up and slamming her hands down onto the table, almost making it tip.

"Because maybe I wanna be happy." She answered while her head was still tilted, making eye contact with him. Then she broke the contact and walked away. She only made it a few steps before she collapsed, unconscious.

**(Y/N)'S HOME**THE TEAM, RYDER AND (Y/N)**

The team had watched (Y/n) awaken from her brief nap, which is now a hang over. She held her head and curled up into a ball, groaning quietly. "What happened?" She quietly asked.

"You got drunk, then Ryder got drunk, then you guys sang a song while walking to Meh Burger and you passed out." Knuckles explained.

"What happened to Ryder?" (Y/n) asked.

"He passed out not too long after you and we carried you guys back here." Sonic answered and the team proceeded to leave to give them peace and quiet. Also so that they don't have to deal with them the rest of the day.

She glanced over at the unconscious Ryder, sitting in one of the chairs.

However, Amy walked back in.

"By the way, I took my wine back."