Emotion Sickness Remix

Alternative sickness

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Ron Stoppable: Emotion Sickness

Alternative sickness

*Middleton high school gym*

"Hey people, listen up! In a frenzied outpouring of community pride this weekend we celebrate Middleton Days. A salute to giants of local industry, from the space center in the world famous Middleton Pickle Works." Announce Mr. Barkin, who is currently explaining to some local students in the gym about the importance of Middleton days. He is about to continue his speech until he sees a sight that catches him off guard.

"Stoppable! Explanation now!" He yells at the student, who is none other than Ron Stoppable, wearing a pickle mascot outfit.

"I'm Kosher Deli, the Pickle Works beloved mascot and this is Gurkin." Ron, with Rufus jumping on his shoulders with his pickle outfit, explains to Mr. Barkin earning confused looks from the other students.

"Mocking our proud pickle heritage are we?" Mr. Barkin asks not to amuse by Ron's usual attic.

"Mock...the...pickle? Never Mr. B.." Ron responds like he was offended.

"I'm keeping an eye on you cucumber boy." Mr. Barkin whispers in a serious low tone before yelling at the other students, "Float builders! Let's get busy!" After Mr. Barkin leaves Ron's presence, his other best friend Felix appears behind him.

"Feeling green for Middleton days I see?" Felix jokes.

"You know the Ronman has to show his support," Ron responds only his proud expression changes to annoy by what he is now seeing.

Felix tilts his head asking, "What's up? Oh." He turns to see Ron's best friend from pre-k and teen hero Kim Possible walking hand to hand with her boyfriend, Josh Mankey. Ever since Ron helped her during her date with the artist guy, Kim has spent a lot of time with Josh since they became official. Though she still made a little time with Ron.

Ron sighs before out of nowhere hearing a mock tone from queen b herself, "Look at that, miss possible is so hung over on Josh that now she doesn't have time for her loser sidekick." Bonnie, who is Kim rival, taunts Ron knows that the two haven't been hanging out as often as they used to.

"Come on, lay off Bonnie." Felix chimes in trying to defend his friend only for Ron to throw them off by the next words that come out of his mouth.

"My man, don't worry. I'm fine with KP and Josh dating." Ron tells them with a shrug.

"What?!" Both Felix and Bonnie yelp at the same time not expecting to hear that from Ron.

"Seriously, Kim and I are always going to be cool, so it's not like she has to hang with every 24/7. Plus her happiness means more to me anyway, so as long as he treats her right then, I'm cool." Ron explains truthfully. As much as he doesn't care for Josh due to him being a pretty boy and his last name being one letter close to one of his most hated animals, monkeys, he understood how much Kim wanted a chance with him. Therefore, as her best friend, he is willing to deal with him.

"Totally in denial." Bonnie throws her hand at his face and begins to walk off.

A smirk appears on Felix's face, catching her attention before she leaves announcing, "Well, how's this for denial? Ron man, me and Tara is meeting up at Bueno nacho after school, you want to tag along?"

Bonnie eyes grew wide, and she spins her body around screaming, "What!?" Not believing that her best didn't tell her anything about the news.

Ron smiles at Bonnie's reaction. "Sounds like a plan, I see you making the smooth moves on Tara." He elbows him, causing him to wave his hands in panic mode.