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Welp gonna make another book because i feal like that sans:aren't there like 16 other ones like this one me: yeah but throw a bone. i want to do it sans: if you say so... so who will be in ? Thanks to ask Sans. It will be everyone from UnderTALE in...

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4 ( Two dares)

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by SpielerF1

by SpielerF1

Another day in the Underground, Monster doing their everyday thing, puns being told and-

Frisk: Felix Where are you ?

And a human searching around for the Author

Frisk: Oh Asgore where is he again...

Unkowing hes being watched by the shadows

Frisk: Why do i feel like....*turns around* SOMEBODY WANTS TO SNEAK ATTACK ME *points at a convenient lamp* oh i guess i was wrong

Me: Hey

Frisk turns around and falls back into the snow

Frisk: FRICK !!

Me: Hehe gotcha :3

Frisk: Haha very funny dont you have a Askblog to do

Me: hehe sorry i couldnt resist and oh yeah has been long hm let see *opens up phone* oh goodie

Me: oh boy we are in for a treat =3 Frisk get Doggo for me i get our pun master

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-timeskip brought you by Asriel and Chara Fortnight dancing-

Asriel/Chara: Please kill us again

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Sans/Doggo: So why are we here ?

Well both of you got a dare *shows them their dares*

Both: WHAT !?

Now lets start with doggo

Doggo: Who said that ?

Oh yeah i forgot about that

*waves hands from now on talking to him*

And with a snap of my finger

*POOF*

A wild GoldInspiration

Gold: What the-

Welcome to the Underground buddy youre dare finnaly get be done

Gold: Finnaly i waited a year for that :)

*A skeleton chuckled and a human groaned*

I hate that joke... Anyway Doggo! Here is your human *shoves gold infront of Doggo* Either move your hands or just shiver alll the time or he cant see you

Gold: o-ok

*both human and monster are blushing as gold leans forward for a kiss on the lips*

I book a table at grillbys for you two have fun

*And with that they left*

Now to you Sans hehehe

*Sans start sweating*

*Makes a call* Mettaton you need to tun someone fabulous for me. Who ? Oh its Sa-

Mettaton: Im here darling~

Boy that was fast

*Mettaton takes Sans into Alphys lab*

Sans: YOU OWN MEEEEEE

Worth it

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-Timeskip brought you by Asriel and Chara chasing Felix-

Asriel/Chara: YOU WILL PAY FOR IT !!

Me: WORTH IT !!

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Sans comes out of the Lap

Yes perfect

Sans: I hate you so much

I love you too

So next up *hands Sans a microphone* you will sing for us

And now ladies and gentlemen Sans singing the gayest song of all time

-After the song-

Sans: I hate you so much

Come on it was fun throw me a bone

Sans: Oh i will throw ya a bone *summons bones* a lot of them

Meep....

WELLTHATSEVERYTHINGFORTODAYASKANDDAREUSMOREANDWEWILLSEEEACHOTHERNEXTTIMECYA
*runs for my poor life*
(Translation: Well thats everything for today. Ask and dare us more and we will see each other next time cya)

Sans: Heh so easy to scare