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Episode 2

"And I swear it's like the weather keeps fucking me over and-"

"Yam were live..."

"...Tell me next time you fucking twat"

Yam clears his throat

"Anyway, alright fuckers welcome to the fighter podcast and these are my two shitty friends"

"Hello it's me Milk!"

"...And I'm Dark...as per usual"

"Okay, so Milk thought it would be a great idea that we talk about three topics about....fucking whatever and you guys seems to like the idea so I posted a tweet about the top three topics that we will talk about that you guys voted, Milk wrote them down on a paper so Milk what's the first topic were gonna talk about...better not be fucking stupid."

"The first topic is...Memes!"

"Ah yes the good ole memes

"What's a meme?"

Yam slowly turns to Dark

"You don't know what a meme is!?! Where have you been?!? Living under a rock?!?"

"...No...

"Ahem, anyways well I think Memes are quite funny depending on the meme of course"

"Oi am I allowed to show Dark what a fucking meme is?"

"Sure go ahead!"

"Great..."

Yam began to to type on his laptop and pushes towards Dark

"Here watch it..."

"Hmm, okay"

The video in top is what Yam showed Dark

"...I guess it was pretty funny..."

"YOU DIDN'T EVEN-"

"Okay!!! Next topic! This one is about our relationships in life. Oh well my relationship with Dark and Yam are doing perfectly fine!"

"Eh my relationship's with other people are usually one sided unlike you Milk"

"Aww thanks Ya-"

"I still hate Dark's fucking guts"

"Then why did let me join your podcast then?"

"...Shut up"

Dark shakes his head

"Well my relationships are alright I guess, I got a girlfriend so-"

"Hold the fuck on, who in hell are YOU dating?!?"

"....This really nice girl name Cocoa-"

"Oh? I thought her and mint were dating?"

"Nah that was just a rumor..."

"Awww congrats Dark!"

"Thanks I guess..."

"Alrighty! Last topic of today is..."

Milk kinda frowns and sighs

"How was our latest fight..."

Yam then clasps his hands together and grins

"OH boy let me FUCKING tell you-"

"Me and Yam had a fight about if water is wet or not..."

"OI DON'T INTRRUPET ME ASSHOLE!"

"Yam! Language!"

"To be honest...I think it's not wet..."

"HOW THE HELL IS IT NOT WET?!? IT'S WATER FOR FUCKS SAKE!?!

"Guys please not-"

"NO NO I REALLY WANNA HEAR HOW WATER ISN'T WET WHEN IT IS YOU ABSOLUT-"

The podcast then ends abruptly