Issei vs Vali

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Thanks to SegmentalDragon for requesting this court battle. Enjoy!

Currently, nearly everyone in Dxd were in a courtroom with sweets based posters were around the walls, waiting for the judge and bailiff to show up

Rias: *Looking around* Where are they

Akeno: Wait a minute, they'll be here shortly

As soon as they show up, they see a sweating, shirtless Ryo and a sweating Koneko in nothing but a robe

Koneko: Okay, why was I called here today, I was having some fun

Rias: Your honor-

Koneko: YOUR LOLI!

Rias: Your loli, there was a situation that needed solving

Koneko: ...Fine but make this quick. Ryo...

Ryo: Yes Koneko

Koneko: Get on the chair

Ryo then gets on Koneko's judge chair while Koneko walks over to him and sits down on his member which goes inside her and causes her moan

Koneko: Okay...who's the defendant...and plaintiff *says in between pants* 

Ryo: *Reads paper* Its gonna be Vali suing Issei for 100 dollars 

Koneko: Bring them...here then

Not soon after, Issei and Vali walk inside the courtroom and into their respective places

Koneko: So, I here because Issei owes you money 

Vali: YES! ITS BEEN A MONTH AND HE HASN"T PAID ME BACK SINCE!

Issei: IT WASN'T MY FAULT!

Ryo: Wait, wait, wait. Issei, can you call someone in to defend you

 Issei: Yes I do, IRINA! I CHOOSE YOU!

Irina: *Runs over to Issei*

Vali: I WON'T GIVE UP THAT EASILY! BIKOU!

Bikou: *Runs over to Vali*

Ryo: So Irina, what do you have to defend Issei

Irina: Issei is innocent and doesn't have to pay Vali back if there's no proof of Issei giving said person the money

Ryo: Thanks, you may sit back down

Irina: No problem *sits next to Xenovia*

Ryo: Bikou, what do you have to say

Bikou: *Shows a video of the exchange*

Issei: ...Dammit

Vali: That concludes it, thanks Bikou

Bikou: *Nods and sits next to Kuroka*

Koneko: Jury, your decision

Sona: We've decided that Issei needs to pay back all the money he owes Vali...wait why didn't Saji interrupt me

Riser and Tsubaki: *In front of Saji*

Saji: *On the ground holding his crotch* Meep

Issei: DAMMIT! I LOST!

Vali: NOW! WHERE'S MY MONEY!

Issei: Uhh...*hauls ass out of the court*

Ddraig: RUN BITCH!! RUN!

Vali: OH HELLO NO! TEAM VALI LETS GET THIS GUY! *Runs after him*

Albion: LETS DO THIS VALI!

Kuroka, Bikou, Arthur, Le Fay, Fenrir, and Gogmagog: *Chases after Issei*

Ryo: Ready to leave Koneko

Koneko: Of course

Ryo: Kamui's him and Koneko out of there*

Riser: ...Riser guesses he's doing the outro. Umm, comment other people to face off against each other here and why, see ya


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