"Dear fellow human's (Assuming you are human's ) I VERILY THE TOAD THE THIRD ESQUIRE FROM HOUSE OF SMITHIOKS HAVE DECIDED TO RETIRE !
Yes yes I know very shocking news but I have decided that my job of being the town poop scooper is not worthy of my noble heritage. Which is why I am going to marry rich and never have to lift a finger again"
Two days later......
"I VERILY THE TOAD THE THIRD ESQUIRE HAVE DECIDED TO UNRETIRE ! Yes yes I know very shocking but surprisingly none of the nobles wanted to join by marriage to m-"
LOUD CRYING AND WEEPING SOUNDS COME FROM THE ROOM NEXT DOOR
"No father! No! I refuse to marry that brute Yanis you only want me to marry him because of his noble heritage."
"I VERILY THE TOAD THE THIRD ESQUIRE OF NOBLE HERITAGE AM BARGING IN TO THE ROOM NEXT DOOR!"
Two days later ...
and so Verily The Toad The Third Esquire and Buttocks Ferona Angelica the fiftieth were joined in marriage, and named their two kids Yanis and Verily The Toad.
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mush from my brain
Short StoryA string of unconnected stories as they come each story will be one chapter long.I will update whenever I can. The characters in these stories will not be in the character profile. (One Mush# I believe number 4 but I am not sure, anyways this one...
