Nanbaka boyfriend scenarios

cheesy Pick up lineS they use

You all might either hate or love me after this but ya

Cheesy pick up line alert..!!!

Cringe alert..!!!!

also ima do more than one so have fun...

Muahahahahahah.. 😈
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Jyugo
• Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me. (Uno taught him that one)
• Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
• You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.

Hajime
• Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
•Did your licence get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
• I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

Rock
• Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
• Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
• Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

Uno
• Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
• Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
• You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Nico
• I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
• If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.
•If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Liang
• My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U.
• Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
• Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you're infected.

Samon
• Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
• Are you craving Pizza? Because I'd love to get a pizz-a you
• Can you pinch me, because you're so fine I must be dreaming.

Mitsuru
•Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
• I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.
• My feet are getting cold... because you've knocked my socks off.

Kenshirou
• Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
• What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
• If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Honey
•  Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
• Hey, tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else.
• I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Trois
• If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
• Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
• I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!

Musashi
• is it hot in here or is it just you?
• You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.
• Wow, when god made you he was showing off

Enki
• Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
• Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
• You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

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I obviously did not make any of these just so ya all know.

Like every other person I found them on the internet 😁

Please comment about these horrible pick up lines and you have to vote if you cringed or laughed at least once (or if you enjoyed it)

Also would you use any of these on someone please tell me cause I most definitely would