When Soup woke up he was in his own bed again. He got a notification so he check it, it was plot.
Plot:
(Plot):
Hey soup, wanna go on that date we were talking about at the mental hospital?
(Soup):
well there be food you little shit.
(Plot):
of course! where do wanna go to eat?
(Soup):
UM...MC Donalds you little shit, i mean you big shit.
(Plot):
okay?? are you sure??
(Soup):
ugh dugh are you dumb
(Plot):
okay, I just thought maybe you would like to go to some place nicer..
(Soup):
um wtf MC Donalds is the best place you little shit.
(Plot):
okay than we will go there at 1, sounds good?
(Soup):
yup see you shit boy
(Plot):
see you baby boy.
And that was the end of the chat. Soup got up from his crusty ass bed and walked to the washroom, and when he finished he didn't wash his hands, and dig his fingers in his hairy butt whole.
"there now I smell like ass hmm he's gonna love me" he blushed to himself.
Than Soup threw on a powder ade shirt with stains all over it, he thought that was the cutest shirt he had.
He also threw on black skinny jeans. He walked back to the washroom and brushed his teeth from left over shit that was in the bathtub. "hmm I'm just so sexy, everyone wants me ugh my life is so hard and tiring because I'm the only perfect person on earth" he smiled.
It was finally 1 pm time for his date, he quickly wiggled his ass because he was happy that he was getting free MC Donald.
*knock knock* There was a knock at the door, so heard to the door and opened it up, and there plot was standing there with a pink and black suit and flowers and a really nice looking car, and an unpressed look on his face.
"what's wrong with you little shit"
"you have kids and you look like shit, I was hoping the clean person from the mental hospital would of showed up tonight not the ugly one" he started crying.
"I'm hot you ass whole fack you shit head were over"
'"good because I don't date gross people who like's shit"
"bye shoot" than he slammed the door in plots face and started to cry.
" I am hot I'm the sexiest beast alive" he started crying even harder.
