©For this chappie just imagine them in office suits and in an actual office like their office skit©
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Author-nim: Okay so today we'll be shooting that one chapter where Joon cuts his finger-
Joon: You forgot the chapter's number didn't you
Author-nim: absolutely
Author-nim: okAY SO, MOVING ON- hold up... where's Jin? I nEED KIM SEOKJIN ON THE SHOOT WHERE THE *BEEP* IS HE?!?
Jin: *enters the room sipping coffee* calm your tits lady I'm here
Author-nim: wHY ARE YOU DRINKING COFFEE?
Jin: oh so you're telling me that I can own an ALMOST coffee shop and not drink coffee? Why did I sing up for this role? I don't get payed enough for this sh*t
Author-nim: just drink it quickly and get to work you sloth
Yoongi: Did anyone call me? I swear I heard my name..
Author-nim: no it's not your turn to shoot yet. Why are you even here? I haven't even introduced you yet? Or at least I think I haven't....
Joon: *adjusting glasses* yes you did in the prologue and also made him exchange phone numbers with Jimin...in real life too.
Author-nim: ohhh yee u right
Joon: Can you not use texting grammar in a verbal conversation?
Author-nim: watchu gon' du 'bout it? HM? Tall a$$ bish-
Jin: okay that is enough. I've had my coffee already so can we start?
Author-nim: aaight kool
Joon: sTOP
Author-nim: nEVER
After the shooting
Jin: who's idea was this anyway?
Author-nim: mINE BISH. All rights reserved. I own this :)
Joon: stOp using emoticons this is real liFe
Author-nim: ILL STOP WHEN U STOP TYPIN IN CAPS AT RANDOM TIMES
Joon: fITE MEH
Jin: I physically mentally and by any means can not deal with this anymore
Jimin: I have a question. It's about the script
Jimin: do I really have to ask for Yoongi hyung's number? It's kind of embarrassing and if I remember he's supposed to be the do-
Author-nim: I shall receive no questions regarding the matter. Not from you, not from anyone.
Jimin: but-
Author-nim: no bUTTS
Author-nim: has anyone seen Tae? I need to talk to him
Yoongi: I think he's cuddling with Kook in the living room
Author-nim: wut. I SPECIFICALLY SAID NO CUDDLING BEHIND MY BACK- JIN STOP LAUGHING OKAY THAT SIGHT IS ADORABLE
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Kook: I have a question. Why do you always write about a new situation in every chapter instead of going with the flow of the story?
Hoseok: she just forgets what she wrote in the previous chapter so she makes a new situation
Jin: exposed but we all knew
Joon: yeah I get confused most of the time cause of the plot changes
Tae: yeah lmao she just too stupid to remember anything. Imagine how she's with school
Jimin: she does surprisingly remember the stuff she studies. But that b*tch almost never opens a book and gets pretty damn good grades
Yoongi: how tf? The teachers must either be dead blind or retarded to put her above average grades
Author-nim:*pops up under office desk* that's what I wonder too
Jin: oKAY WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM
Author-nim: hell
Kook: oh so school wasn't that fun after all huh
Author-nim: ya guessed it
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Joon: you aren't gonna finish this normally aren't you
Author-nim: ofc no-
-THE END-
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