50 things Nakahara Chuuya should not do

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1. Stop running throughout the halls while drunk saying "DAZAI YOURE DEAD ONCE I FIND YOU" Akutagawa gets moody the next day

2. If we see another wine bottle fly across the room in front of the boss Kouyou-San will kill you

3. No Gin will not help you find Dazai and plant a bomb in his car for revenge

4. Chuuya stop yelling at the top of your lungs "HERE COMES THE QUEER QUEEN BOW YOU PEASANTS" it's not very pleasing and Hirotsu looks at you in disappointment

5. I can't believe that you, Akutagawa and Tachihara all went to an actual club, Akutagawa has never been the same

6. Akutagawa will not summon his ability to help you cook, he gets tired

7. Don't hide Q's doll, it makes him go mad

8. Chuuya when we go out for drinks stop flirting with Tachihara when you're drunk,poor kid is traumatized

9. When you trip don't mumble "ah gravity you little fucker, I thought you were on my side" you look insane

10. Don't say "Dammit Dazai" when nothing goes your way

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