BEN drowned$$( headcanons)

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-overwhelming amount of loz merch. an unhealthy obsession 

-barely wears pants

-if he was still alive he would havepopcorn lung. he tries to do vape tricks but fails. can barely do O's

-shuts his door and pretends to be lin..k hyaaahh ahah haaaah!!! hyah!!.... 

-can go from retard to genius in a second

-takes blistering hot showers to escape crippling loneliness

-small and filled to the brim with anger and resentment

-has everything close to bed that way there is no need to get up. lazy motherfucker

-cleans all electronics once a week and takes good care of them. they are his babies

-anytime he cleans his computer with wd40 he likes to spray it in jeffs ear

-has a bookmark filled with miscellaneous .onion websites to go to

-moody and irritable but can be good at disguising it. he sometimes snaps and yells at people

 -walks around the house barefoot and has ten different pairs of weed socks

-randomly shows people videos of grotesque deaths/surgeries/abuse/etc

-greasy hair. washes his hair once every week to 3 weeks before someone begs him to wash it

-follows multiple frog accounts on instagram

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