Flying 💩 poems

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The night was black, the moon was blue, down the dark ally the shit wagon flew, it hit a bump, a cry was heard, a man got hit by a flying turd.


The night was dark,
The sky was blue,
Down the alley,
A shitwaggon flew
A bump was hit,
A scream was heard,
A man was killed...
By a giant turd.






The night was dark, the sky was blue, around the corner the shit wagon flew. A shot was fired, a scream was heard, a Cop was killed by a flying turd. I got so scared, I jumped in bed. Poured the piss pot over my head. I got too cold, so I lit the heater. Got too close and burnt my peter. I went to the window to cool it off, damned old bull dog bit it off.



The stars were light the moon was bright. A flying turd came into sight. A car was crashed, a yell was heard. A man was killed by a flying turd.



The night was cold the moon was green around the corner came this shit machine it was pouring down rain and scream was heard a lady got hit by a flying turd



Late one night when the moon was green, around a corner come, a turd machine.
A shot was fired, a scream was heard,
a man got hit by a flyin' turd.
He opened his mouth 2 feet wide,
an old flyin' turd went right in his side.





Last night a scream was heard, a man was killed by a flying turd, the deaf man heard it, the blind man saw it, the pollock turned the corner and ate it!??




The time was morning, the hour was two,
Around the corner the shit wagon flew, a bump was hit , a scream was heard, A man was hit by a flying turd.
On his tombstone the citizens wrote, " This man died with a turd in his throat "




The night was dark and the moon was full around the corner the chuckwagon flew a shot was fired a scream was heard and all that was left was a flying turd



The night was dark and the moon was full around the corner the chuckwagon flew a shot was fired a scream was heard and all that was left was a flying turd

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 27, 2019 ⏰

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