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Lucy: I BROKE HER

Sasha: wdym

Lucy: She won't get off the computer and when I asked her for sex she said "the month isn't over yet"

Ashley: Oof

Shay: You broke her dude...

Lucy: I WANT MY DADDY BACK

Janel: TROIAN AVERY BELLISARIO GET IN THIS CHAT NOW

Lucy: She's got headphones on she's not paying attention

Ashley: Hold on

Lucy: KDSBBSJCIJCD ASH SLAPPED MY BOOBOO IN THE HEAD

Shay: KEJDBRHC YAS BENZO

Troian: WWGATTGE****WADHAT

Janel: Oh good you're here

Sasha: Lucy wants her daddy back

Troian: Your father is still alive tho

Lucy: YOU BOOBOO I MEANT YOU

Troian: Ooohhhh

Ashley: And everyone calls me an idiot

Troian: You said no sex for a month

Lucy: YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY THOUGH

Shay: Yeah, She says "nO sEx foR A wEEk" but you gotta be like "yeah okay sure" and she's like "iM sEriOUs" and you're like "yeah yeah okay okay" until she says "a'IghT lEt'S Do iT"
Cause you know she doesn't really mean a week, she means five minutes

Janel: Y'all are strange

Ashley: Sinners

Troian: Right....but she said a month not a week...

Shay: ITS THE SAME THING

Sasha: Let me handle this. T-bells?

Troian: Yes

Sasha: Get in that bed, lay down cause we know you're a bottom, and Marvin Gay it on

Troian: But she said-

Sasha: IDONTCAREWHATSHESAIDJUSTDOIT

Troian: Okay

Shay: WOW

Sasha: I'm the bed whisperer

*hours later*

Lucy: It worked!

Lucy: Thanks Sash!

Lucy: That was the best we've ever had!

Lucy: I can't thank you enough!

Sasha: It's five in the morning

Lucy: Oh really?

Sasha: Yeah you guys have been gone for 18 hours

Lucy: Wow....

Sasha: Goodnight Lucy

Lucy: You mean, good morning

Lucy: Sash

Lucy: Sasha?

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