Izaya: Then after that, I can laugh my ass off while I watch them suffer
Shizuo: ...
Shizuo: Why are you like this?
Izaya: I used too much No More Tears shampoo in 2004.
Izaya: I haven't felt a single emotion since.
YOU ARE READING
Bleh.
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Izaya: Then after that, I can laugh my ass off while I watch them suffer
Shizuo: ...
Shizuo: Why are you like this?
Izaya: I used too much No More Tears shampoo in 2004.
Izaya: I haven't felt a single emotion since.