Brandon Rogers Quotes

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"Before you trick or treaty,
Be sure you go pee pee,
'Cause urinary track infections are a little creepy.
Out past dark on Halloween,
an amber alert is on my screen!Instead of looking at that porn, you can have some candy corn.
Please don't steal that candy pail,
don't trick-or-treat in county jail.
trick-or-treat with an adult.
if you get raped it's all their fault."

~ Ball Brownstein
{Swim coach from HELL}