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*comes into Mashi-Mart with s gun*

"Oh, shit! You can take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me."

*takes Elmer's clothes*

"Jokes on you, those clothes double as my cum rag!"

~ Elmer (the store clerk)
{Elmer hates his job}

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