Bakudeku & Kirikami [Humor]

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Yaomomo, on the phone with Bakugou: wait- YOUR SOULMATE!? W-what is he like!? You gotta TELL ME!!
Bakugou: tch, he's annoying as fuck. He's obnoxious and is always smiling for no reason. And he's so CLINGY!! Can't he give me some space!?
Midoriya: ....I see
*after some weeks*
Bakugou: ...I had fun doing that Project with them, I'm glad Midoriya added me in... all the time he was talking and it was adoable when he just started laughing without a reason... did you know that when his hair are loose he looks like a star?
Yaomomo:*has been on the phone for the past 20 minutes* ....I diagnose you with gay. Goodnight.
Bakugou: wait wha-?
Yaomomo:*hungs up* I'm too tired for this*hugs her girlfriend*