(AU: Opposite Day)
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"BISH IM NOT DEAD I SPILLED KETCHUP ON MYSELF MATTTTTTTTTTT" Said Edd while the ketchup still was spilling on his close
Matt lied on the ground with the nerf gun still in hand.
"I thought you died though!!!!" Said Matt trying to contain his laughter
"Bish I promised to not end my own life, and also If i did I would go to H E double hockey sticks you idiot" Said Edd making his wiener dog face. (Reference?????? But from where?????)
Everyone who commented on the last part cried of joy while one of them said:
"Alexa........... Play Despacito"
Alexa: DESPACITOOOOO
(In the last page Edd and Matt didnt actually die, hah Ive been planning this ending MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
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FanfictionWELCOME TO MATTEDD (EDDMATT) ONESHOTS MY PEEPS Matt: Hello readers Edd: WHY?!?!!? Me: EDD ENJOY THE RIDE LIKE A ROLLERCOASTER CAUSE THIS WILL BE AWESOME!!!!! DO REQUESTS IF YOU WANT!!!! Matt is Dom and Edd is Sub And also no Edd is not thicc and...
