imessage !
( god - marla )
( i'm baby - lily )
( cancelled - leo )
( leaf eater - aidan )
( simple lesbian - isabel )cancelled
who changed my name
why am i cancelledgod
bc that's that on that babey
tu eres cancelledt periodtleaf eater
what the fuck
i'm shakinggod
you're on thin ice aidanleaf eater
yes ma'amcancelled
why is marla so mad
at adian?simple lesbian
she doesn't hate aidan
she just exists in a state of ragesimple lesbian
lmao lily remember the one
time she punted lettuce at
your headi'm baby
lmao yeah
i had a lettuce-shaped
bruise for a weekleaf eater
oh yeah and then she beat me
with a squash hacancelled
why am i never invited out
to vegetable aisle violence😔simple lesbian
you think these are planned?
you fool we just bring marla
places and then it happensgod
i don't like the way
you're talking about megod
i've never made a
bad decision in my lifei'm baby
wrongsimple lesbian
wrongsimple lesbian
you once walked into
oncoming traffic because
you mispronounced penguini'm baby
you've set a fake plant
on fire on multiple occasionssimple lesbian
you brought home a
large rat because you thought
it was a stray chihuahuai'm baby
you broke into
my house for funi'm baby
and then got arrested
because i was IN CANADA
AT THE TIMEsimple lesbian
you've shot your phone
through a basketball hoop like
a ball and got surprised when it brokesimple lesbian
you snorted pixi stick powder
as a joke and then got sent
to the hospitali'm baby
you once took a bite of bar soap
on a display at costco bc you thought
it was cheese and then ate the rest
because you didn't want to admit
it was soapi'm baby
you sent me so many
knife emojis i had to get a new phone
because i said maybe you shouldn't
adopt a tortoise without asking
your parents firsti'm baby
you pulled an uno reverse
card on a cashier when he
told you that you had to pay
for a tv and almost got arrested
for robbery. AGAINsimple lesbian
you wore a tie costume
to a red carpet bc you didn't know
what "black tie" meantleaf eater
woah woah woah
what the hells a tie costumei'm baby
it's like this
cancelled
marla what in the fresh fuck
is that thing I-cancelled
where the hell did you find that?
the black market?god
would you believe me
if i said no?cancelled
MARLA WHAT THE HELLgod
🔪leaf eater
i feel like marla belongs in
a federal prisongod
they'll never take me alivegod
and if any of you snitch they'll
never see you alive. xx
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uh oh! | aidan gallagher
FanfictionUH OH! ❝ but i can't help it i'm falling for you and i can't quit it, cause i'm stuck on you.❞ -in which two famous teens are brought together through the internet and their annoying, meddling friends.