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The beginning of the end

I shake my head back into reality as I look to my right and see the bum I met two years ago, back when I was a scummy poor loser like him. "Want a hit mah man?" I take the rusty tip needle and inject it into my arm, feeling every disease in the world enter my body from the penetration.. But sadly, I can't say this is the first time I've had something go inside me, not since that blind rhinoceros thought I was the Jack to his Jill. And after a minute of slowly dying, I hear a clicking sound and see what the old geezer was up to. He was smiling with a gun to his head as he pulled the trigger, but nothing happened as he hands me the revolver and asks, "How about a little game of Russian roulette?" I yank it out if his hand and point the nozzle at the side of my temple, cockily saying, "HA! You think I'm an idi.." I pull the trigger and blow the bullet through my head, killing myself instantly as he reaches into my back pocket and steals the two dollars I had been saving for years. He then leaves with his final words, "The end lol."