newt: theseus ? theseus !
theseus: oh dear...
newt: me and tina have exciting news !
theseus: ...oh dear
tina: you don't know what it is yet !
theseus: it involves newt
newt: me and tina, well, we are-
theseus: ...oHh DeAr
tina: we are having a baby !!!!
newt: you are going to be an uncle !
theseus: ...
newt: ...
tina: ...
theseus: would you excuse me, just a sec-
later that day, during a meeting at the ministry
auror: whats the matter thes, you look worried ?
theseus: it's newt, he's... he's having a baby
aurors:
theseus: ...with tina goldstein...
theseus and aurors:
newt: i think he took that rather well
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salamander eyes //newtina
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