The Story of Me

Code Red! I Repeat, Code Red

So David found out I liked him!

No, none of my friends told him

No, he doesn't have a wattpad and so he didn't read that I liked him

No, he doesn't have a Facebook so he didn't read any of my status is about him...

Yes, it was my fault

I forgot that David followed me on twitter and I tweeted a picture i drew of him that said "my crush" and he favorited the tweet

I'm crying

Yup that happened! No joke... :'(

I texted my best friend Kassy, I was freaking out...

Here's some of the texts I sent her

"I'M SO HAPPY HE DOES NOT HAVE A WATTPAD, SO HAPPY

WHY WOULD HE INTRODUCE ME INTO THE SWEET TORTURE OF HIM KNOWING I LIKE HIM"

"I SOUND LIKE A DYING PTERODACTYL RIGHT NOW"

"I NEED HELP SERIOUS HELP"

"I am being tortured right now tortured by him knowing"

"KASSY I THINK I'M DYING,

I'M DYING KASSY,

I THINK I'M DYING,

I'M PRETTY SURE I'M DYING,

I THINK I'M DEAD,

I'M DEAD"

"Are you dead I hope you're not dead I don't like you when you're dead I don't know if how you are I don't know how you're like when you're dead but hope you're not dead I need you answering me I'm going to cry"

"I don't like it,

I don't want to get it

all I want to do is cry

I feel like I'm dead and

I sound like pterodactyl dying

the struggle it too real"

" I need help I don't care if it's 10:46 at night why won't you answer me did you die!!! I'm going to go over this but you need to answer me and Kassy don't do this to me"

Okay maybe I was over reacting a little bit

(I can hear kassy reading this now "A LITTLE BIT YOU WERE COMPLETELY HYSTERICAL LESLIE. DONT LIE")

Okay kassy I was overreacting a lot but that beside the point!

David knows I like him!!!!!!!!

"Leslie calm down, think of the positives"

Okay self I'll think of the positives

THERES NO POSITIVES, SELF!!

"Okay think of boys then"

Okay I know I can do that.

I like guys

I like smart guys

I like guys that have blue or green eyes

Like guys with darker colored hair

Like guys who are nerdy and have a sense of humor

What I mean by guys, I really mean one guy

I only know one guy with all these qualities

He's in my shop

His name is David (aka Dave)

He's really cute

And I like him a lot

He now knows that I like him

"You're not helping self with that last part"

Shh self

"You know what! I give up"

Fine

"Fine"

Y'all probably think I'm insane and I should be in a mental hospital, you're probably right!!