Iko: #CelebrityApprentice The hottest guy ever, the one who's eyes are so deep and dreamy you could get lost in them for hours, and he is so sex--
Cinder: Iko! Enough!
Iko: Ok ok! Sorry Cinder! I won't talk about Kai like that!
Cinder: Thank you.
Kai: Yeah, thanks Iko. I hate people talking about me like that.
Iko: OHMYGOD! It's Kai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cinder: IKO, you know Kai personally!
Kai: Yeah Iko. Why are you so surprised to see me?
Iko: Well I don't know. He is the Prince-Emperor of the E.C! It's not everyday you get to see the Emperor of Earth's Eastern Commonwealth and the Queen of Luna, TOGETHER!!!
Cinder: Oh god. Iko! Kai is here for a political problem. Not for your fangirl enjoyment!
Iko: Cinder! Join the fangirl side. It's better than whatever you are now.
Cinder: A normal and sane person? Unlike Winter, she has a mental reason to act like that sometimes. You, however, do not!
Iko: I don't care! #Fangirl4Ever
Kai: Yay. My friend is a fangirl.
Levana: Where are my fans?
Cinder: In hell.
Levana: How would you know if you haven't been there?
Cinder: Oh I haven't been there, I just saw you and your minions and assumed that's what hell is like.
Iko and Scarlet: Burn!
Scarlet: Need some ice for that burn bitch?
Kai: Good. More people are here. Wait a sec! Where are you guys coming from?!
Thorne: Well you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much they decide to have some fun in b-
Kai: Not what I ment! I ment where were you guys? I didn't see you come in.
Sybil: Well they obviously came from the trash.
Aimery: No way! The trash is too good for them.
Thorne: Would you stop talking about yourself?
Jacin: Annoying.
Winter: Are you talking about Thorne or the thaumaturges?
Jacin: Both.
CInder: Is Cress, Wolf or Kinney coming?
Kinney: I've been here, but I was bored with Iko's fangirling.
Iko: Hey!
Wolf: Tomatoes. I was eating tomatoes.
Thorne: Why am I not surprised?
Cress: Thorne! Oh I was watching this show that Iko showed me.
Winter: What was it?
Cress: Miraculous; Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir! These two teenage superheroes that are so dense they can't figure out the other's identity.
Jacin: Let me guess. The have a crush on each other's altar ego?
Iko: Yeah. *sings* Miraculous! Simply the best!
Cress: *sings* Up to the test when things go wrong! Miraculous!
Iko: *sings* The luckiest!
Iko and Cress: *sings* The power of love always so strong! Miraculous!
Sybil: Bitches.
Aimery: Them or the show?
Levana and Sybil: Both.
Cress: Shut up bitches!
Wolf: Cress! I didn't think you had it in you!
Thorne: Yeah congrats!
Winter: Why is it good she can say that?
Jacin: I'll tell you later Trouble.
Kinney: Ok folks.
Iko: That's all the time we have!
Cinder and Kai: Please feel free to comment on this or kill Levana and her Bitchy minions anytime!
Thorne: And don't forget to follow us and record the bitches deaths.
Winter and Cress: And don't forget...
Jacin and Scarlet: Those bitches deserve to rot in hell!
Wolf: Thank you and goodnight!
Levana, Sybil and Aimery: Wait! What about u---
***Again I have no idea what that is so *Shrugs* anyway, I hope you had fun killing levana and her goons. Byeeee!***
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TLC Oneshots released to the public staring R-Crew and royal bitchness levana.
FanfictionSome of Cinder's sass to Levana. Others are shipping and fangirling. Some is just weird or normal days with the crew hanging out. Enjoy? #4 in Kaider Yay! #761 in Winter Yay! #13 in Lunar Chronicles Yay!
