Shout out to SarcasticStubborn for being one of the coolest fans ever
Dude.
Your comments kill me
I love you
thanks for existing
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poisxnyouth: everybody likes at least one fall out boy song
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jaclcfrost:
u know what feels really dumb
being scared of certain parts of your house
like
u live there
u are there all the time
but when it comes to that one place its like
nope
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heavenlypost: can the united states just chill for one day
hennyjones: Nigga the USA hasn't chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here on mistake
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polemccartney: and the winner is..........leonardo..........da vinci!!!
congradulations on the mona lisa
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leeeeverett: today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said "could you try to be a little more mature?"
one of them screamed "TAXES!"and punched the other kid in the face
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riseafterfalling: I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do.
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premiium: theres a difference between "lazy" and "I dont want to fucking do that shit"
premiium: never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me
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vvhitechicks: if a boy ever says "someones on their period" to u when ur angry that literally code for "punch me in the balls" so dont hesitate
majere636: as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% true
vvhitechicks: actual scientific proof
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happyjared: ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?"
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gearstation: my roommate their classmates are burning & sacerficing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled
fennecface: so they're making a snakrifice
gearstation: WOW
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luxvriously: My anaconda will consider it
unlimitedgoats: My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with its partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
dannylawrence: Re: Your Anaconda
Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good lucking all future endeavors.
Yours, ect.
A bunless hun
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krustomer: life hack: put your lips on mine to keep warm
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purex: i just walked by 2 construction dudes and one of em just said "i dont think they're right-handed or left-handed. Theyre just dogs."
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meganoodle: yeah i understand your charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore its mine
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spookyhella: casually call people "human" to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are
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vuls: *breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them
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YOU ARE READING
Tumblr, Okay?
HumorI'll give you a hint as to what this book is about. (Its Tumblr.)
