The Floor Is Gone

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"AAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"Shut up, Myth."
Confusa picked up Myth, who had been freaking out for about 5 minutes now, and handed her to Space.
"Looks like we're in Heaven?"
"Heaven doesn't have lightning strikes~" Muun picked up a bowl, poured herself some cereal, summoned the blood of the innocent, and had breakfast.
Myth looked around on top of Space's head. The sky - clouds too - surrounded the squad, and they stood on a ship holding a house. "Well uh. Nice day outside?"
Space scanned the area. "Where's Clumsy- is that a plane or a battleship."
"Yes." Muun quickly got punched in the intestines.
A plane flew by, leaving a cloud of smoke. When it disappeared, it revealed Clumsy holding onto the UFO plant and playing the harmonica.
"Hey guys. I killed God."
Muun interjected. "I'm right here though."
"No, the other God."
"Oh okay."
The plant hovered over to the ground and Clumsy let go, only to join the club of people riding on Space. He fell over due to the weight of prolly like 260 pounds.
"Sorry, Space. Anyway what now?"
He got up, removed the gays from his personal space, and sighed. "Where are we now?"

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