And the Jack and Ash did the sexy sexy. Ash peed on Jacks face.
"Yes daddy!! 🤠😂😂💕" cried out Jack. Ash sat on Jack and shat on him and started licking him.
The captain 👩✈️ looked on on the two lovers, and whipped out 👋 his hand 🤚 to start smackin kids but then he saw the true passion
"This ship 🚢 has sailed" he confirmed.
"Pyfaggoras!!" he yelled and grabbed jack, Jack said, "what no"
"NO PAPPY *nuzzles*" ash cried.
next think they knew they had joy sausage. Donggggggge faggot said "ahoy baboon piss rape." Heterosexual bunny penis went into gonarrea.
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