The Script
Act 1; Black
Scene- Velvet curtains are pulled back revealing producer and Kevin hart discussing a movie casting
Producer- What animal do you want to be Kevin Hart?
Kevin Hart- Can I be weed?
Producer- Yea but only if your nude. And wear green face
Kevin- I have a really big heart!!
Producer-where?
Kevin-in my sbs
Producer- Gives confused look
Kevin- My small black shmete
Producer- okay right, me too pal
Kevin- moans furiously as he penetrates the producers tight, wet cheeks
Producer- Cries moist tears in pleasing agony (montage starts)
Scene- kevin climaxes at the end of the montage (Unfortunately the producer does not because kevin's shmete is to shmetelike)
Producer-Regardless of that, he still moans to please kevin
Kevin- He realizes that he is a selfish little bitch who finishes first, so he jerks the producers jimmy for an hour in his mouth until he dumps on his tongue.
Snoop- Jumps in for the fun and keeps orgasming for the producers little jimmy neutron to see.
Wiz Khalifa- In the background comes from behind the curtains and busts an even fatter nut
Ms. Gerber- Waddles across the stage in classic retard fashion.(Beating flailing arm against chest) (Neck jiggles vigorously across the set)
Col. Sanders- Gulps down a moist bucket of kfc chicken as he watches the apex of human creativity and art unfold on the stage
N-word-Hey can I have somudat fride chikin (Moans retardedly)
Col. Sanders- Nah my nigga(bass boosted), but you can have some neck lard
Producer- Moans ecstatically whilst doing such pleasurable deeds
Col. Sanders- says the N word as Micheal Jackson walks backwards into the room
All rappers- Start furiously raping Col. Sanders (he's the slave now)
Col. Sanders- moans with pleasure as he enjoys it (it's not rape if you like it or if you don't know it's happening to you)
eminem(the one white rapper)- swiftly shoves a fried chicken leg into col. Sanders tight cheeks
The col.- moans as the steamy hot chicken is pushed and pulled out of his tight moist cheeks
Thicc Thanos- Grabs the infinity gauntlet and furiously shoves it in and out of the col.'s Thicc cheeks whilst taking off his durag and revealing his glorious 360 waves
Irwin(from billy and mandy)- gets the succ from mandy
Mandy-slobs on thine knob
Irwin-looks down to see blood everywhere as his balls were literally gobbled up.
Thicc thanos- casually walks over to lick the blood up off of the stage
Disclaimer-Unfortunately Irwin was furthermore deemed unable to "nut" because his precious balls are now inside mandy
Irwin.exe- stopped working
Audience- Moan in unison as they all nut
Building- Jizz rains down from the ceiling and everyone looks up and opens their mouth with extreme effort
Bill Cosby- Jerks his jimmy in the upper part of the seats raining down nut upon the audience for the next hour and a half
Sports announcer- Well that's a lot of nut right announcer 2
Announcer 2-agreed
Cutie- My names alexander ortiz and i would love to join in on the fun (joins in)
Producer- Perfect! We were looking for a miscast nigger!
Sanaa- Morphs into a chicken wing and attempts to fly away before ultra instinct dominic eats her as he rises from the grave
Disclaimer-dominic was wearing black face just to fit in... Pun intended
Dominic Rohn- jiggles even more furiously than ms gerber and collapses the stage
Fat girl sitting in front of us- jiggles as she says baaand with her mouth moving in an unnatural fashion
Isiah- That's not even funny(bass boosted)
Col. sanders- Smiles while he eats the nigger codenamed iseah. Thinks to himself( Tastes like chicken)
Col.sanders-succs dreads and advances to his phat, thicc booty (Isiah lowkey thicc af)
