Act 3; Hood
Rachel thot- wakes up, eats spicy, juicy, wet, moist, thicc, groggy, girthy, desirable, fried chicken, drinks arizona penis tea, and pulls up coochie shorts and walks into the nearest brothel to get that big, long, girthy, black, delicious, coffee at 7 11
Alex- Licks adenś belly button and giggles saying that it tastes like his mom's coochie shorts
Ms 13 member- ayy essay want to join my gang
Alex- hell si mi hermanito, dude, hómbre, buttslice, hermano, coochie skirt
Ms 13 member- are you salvadorian?
Alex-no this is patrick
Ms 13 member- pulls glock out of his foreskin where he conceals it and raises the gun
Aden- evaluates why he spent an entire bell writing fanfiction with the fruitiest puerto rican he's ever met
Alex-answers his pitiful plea saying because it's funny as fuck
Ms 13 member- are you high? Who are you talking to
Alex- all of my cousins are in your gang, slurs something japanese
Ms 13 member- brings him to the initiation where he gets jumped by 5 mexican men who all have guns in their foreskin and wear belts but still sag their pants like real gangsters aka justin
Justin ( wearing sukajan)- nihao
Triad member- (in english) i don't speak chinese
Justin- no worries mate, I speak every kind of asia
Member- 가장 가까운 매춘굴로 걸어가 큰, 길고, 검은 색, 맛있는, 커피 7 11
Justin-But you seem pretty cool. So quick question.
Triad member- okay
Justin- H0w do I get a girlfriend.
Triad member- tears up and gets sentimental says, when I was your age, I couldn't get a girlfriend or even friends. You wanna know why?
justin - yea
Triad member- because I wore cat ears, looked just like you, had no honor , and I was gay for Alex
UwU- can i ride that bulgy wuldgy
Justin- yes you can
UwU- goes unto justin
Justin- Knows that it's a glock
UwU- Plays with buldgey and gets popped
Triad member- you can join now
Justin-Lives happily ever after as a member of triad
e Scene- dominic's becomes the world sumo champion and gets all the anime thots and a rare species miraculously reappears on the face of the earth
