Act 7 Ascension
Justin- ascends to the heavenly throne of the shinto gods and pulls the trigger
Ninja- Descends from the almighty fortnite skrims.
Justin- Bows down in holy matrimony and proposes to ninja as he kisses is furiously moisturised hand.
Justin- defeated by the forest spirit yumiko, returns home and drinks sake and in his drunken stupor beats his wife Alexis Ortis' sister
Dan Kuso- Asks if he can nibble on summadat bitch meet
Justin- awakens sharingan
Kakashi Hatake-Asks to get summudat micro meet from justins jimmy wrapper(aka foreskin)
Squishy Muffins-Asks to suckie on mssss- Jerberzes little yummy tittiy handles. Nipples.
Drake- joins in to jerk that micro-jimmy
Future- Starts to gloriously freestyle raping justins tight, wet, eastern, superior, intellectual, forbidden, sacred, holy, sanctified, righteous, godsend, delicious, lightly salted, browned to a crisp, appealingly yellow, appallingly tasty, squishy, soft, highly moisturized, 3 cm, when it's flaccid, 2 mm, anime, viagra botoxed, virgin, never been 2 feet near a woman's genitalia, super fat, juicy, outback steakhouse kinda juicy, big mac head ass, cuckled, micro adoba meat
Aden- tries to conceal erection
Alex- Wonders when he will get his first erection
Alex- furiously tickles and tugs his flaccid jimmy to cuckold pornorgraphy
aqua man- Takes off shirt
Group of men- flock to aquaman and line up to take his long uncircumcised trident
Alex- Whispers in adens ear in algebra class, kiss me.
Aden- realizes alex actually is homosexual and gives in to temptation and furiously cheats on Sarah with alex
Sarah- Realizes that about her very sus boyfriend is very sus
Sanaa- loses melanin and alex immediately wants to date nicole again
Nicole and Sarah- go out into an open field and graze on tree leaves with they giraffe head ass necks
Alex- loses fertility from the steroids he takes and his jimmy becomes microscopic
Aden- Wishes he was a big, strong, muscular, wet, fertile, and strait as alex.
Alex- Jerks furiously and vigorously to charles manson and dylan from columbine
Torbjorn- Jiggles his tummy niggles
Slave master- hey gurl, how many niggles can I buy off of you?
Alex- communicates to sister by beating his chest and gets scammed to by a $40 ring made of stainless steel like adens cold heart because deep down aden knows that alex looks super duper dope with his swag new bling
Isaiah from brawlhalla- Eats twinkies to fatten up to be the real iseah
Mr. Krabs- spongboy me bob, me immune system has failed and i have 6 days to live
Spongebob- I'll fix it (gets on knees) and makes tartar sauce all over his spongey face
Mr. Krabs- gives spongebob crabs (the utstd(under the sea transmitted disease))
Mr. Krabs- spongeboy me bob, i think that might have done, i'll be alright
Spongebob- Starts to cry realizing that mr crabs was lying and just wanted the succ. Then laughs like a ferrari starting up
Spongebob- lights campfire underwater and sings about it
Hideki tojo- puts on most flattering kimono and eats adobo ramen noodoes
Aden- orders egg foo young without the egg
Mei tryhard- Alright, with a side of succi succi?
Aden- alright, don't tell sarah
Mei tryhard- okay. Makes adens jimmy sweaty and very tryhard
Brenda Song- sells hideki tojo more adobo and ramen
Emperor- commits sudoku as Japan falls to the mighty western nukes that the USA launches as all the japanese are rounded up in internment camps and the soldiers are shot for the rape of other asian countries
Hitler- Grabs ze luger and lets it bang on his kraut head
Ww2- war starts in pacific
Jew's- play the victim card in every ww2 call of duty game
Mia khalifa- jiggles titties in olivia's face
Aveeno commercial- jennifer aniston partially nude rubs her whole body
Yumiko- Presses Y for the teleporting bow shot at alex and gets the epic victory royale again
Alex- comes out to his parents and they shun him along with his autistic, suicidal sister
Yumiko- Claps Alex with such exasperation
Alex- Loves the claps
Yumiko- moans an anime moan
Eskimo elder- Skins ms gerber and uses her lard for oil lantern fuel
Alex- watches his favorite movie american psycho and rewatches the first scene over and over again whilst vigorously masturbating
Alex- Photoshops every sex scene in sex and the city to make the people all look like aden.
Aden- Fucks iseah in the thicc juicy luxurious ass. ( I )
Alex- buys $40 headset for $60
Alex- gives $60 headset away
Intermission Performance- Poetry
Is it bad that I didn't say bless you?
Is it bad that didn't say goodbye?
Is it bad that I didn't say hi?
Is it bad that I didn't cry?
Is it bad that when you died
I died a little inside
Is it bad that since I was 4, I've been a whore
Is it bad that I see red when I pee
Is it bad that when I was 13, I enjoyed jerking my pastor
Is it bad that
