#HeyCohen46

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Sari:

Good morning, ser

Nasa hamptons ka pa? Hanggang kailan ka jan?

Cohen:

Good morning, ma'am

Sari:

Ihhhh kilegs hahahaha wag mo ko tawagin maam :(

Cohen:

But you call me ser

Sari:

Landi ko lang yun :(

Cohen:

I thought I'm not your crush anymore?

Sari:

Hala siya sabi ko give me time to move on!!!!

Cohen:

So... I'm still your crush?

Sari:

Ayyy bakit parang lately curious ka na??? Bumigay ka na ba sa alindog ko???

Cohen:

Haha sometimes I really don't understand the words you use

Sari:

#spokeningdollar ka kasi, ser

Cohen:

Sure

Sari:

Ayan ka na naman sa mga one word reply mo, ser

Huhu pero mas okay na kaysa siniseen mo ako #seenlord

Cohen:

You leave me on seen sometimes, too

Sari:

Ay farmer din siya oh

Cohen:

What?

Sari:

Wala huhu minsan di mo talaga ako magegets kasi batang kalye ako samantalang street child ka

Cohen:

What? 

Sari:

Hmp

Hanggang kailan ka sa hamptons? Uuwi ka na ba sa Pinas?

Cohen:

I'm flying home tomorrow. Why do you ask?

Sari:

Wala lang :(

May jowa ka ba sa Pinas?

Cohen:

Why do you ask?

Sari:

Wala lang curious lang!!! Masama ba??? Ikaw nga curious kung crush pa kita hmp!!!

Cohen:

I don't have a girlfriend

Sari:

Weh??? Sa gwapo mong yan???

Cohen:

I look okay

Sari:

Mama mo look okay

Cohen:

What? 

Sari:

Hmp sino si Celia?

Cohen:

Okay why do you know her?

Sari:

AHA! GIRLFRIEND MO NGA!

Cohen:

I DO NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

Sari:

BAKIT KA NAKA CAPSLOCK HMP

Cohen:

Because you don't believe me otherwise

She's a family friend

Sari:

Mama mo family friend

Cohen:

Why is my mom always involved here?

Sari:

HMP hirap makipag usap sa street child!!!!

Cohen:

How did I become a street child?

Sari:

HMP!!! Magsama kayo ni Celia!!! HMP!

Cohen:

Seriously, Sariah, this whole conversation confused me

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