#HeyCohen89

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Sari:

Okay ka na?

Cohen:

Yes. Why?

Sari:

Sobrang nasuka ka kaya kanina! Akala ko lalabas na internal organs mo!

Cohen:

Yeah... I'm sorry. I really tried to hold it in.

Sari:

Bakit mo kasi kinain hindi ka naman sanay...

Cohen:

You made isaw look so enticing.

Sari:

Ano yan, if I jump, you jump???

Pero okay ka na nga??? Uminom ka bang gamot?? O binisita ng family doctor niyo???

Cohen:

You're so weird about my family. We're not the royal family.

I just drank water and I'm good.

No need for visit from our 'family doctor.'

Sari:

Hmp sunget??

Cohen:

Haha sorry

But I'm really fine.

Thank you for asking.

Sari:

Sure ka ha?? Mamaya kung ano mangyari sa yo

Cohen:

I won't let isaw kill me. That'd be weird if my cause of death is eating isaw.

Sari:

Sunget??? Ako na nga concerned

Cohen:

Thanks for the concern, ma'am :)

But will you go to tomorrow's lunch?

Sari:

Yung kila Ate Mary?

Cohen:

Yes.

Sari:

Sila Kuya ata pupunta... Di ko sure ako wala namang sinabi si Kuya na isasabit niya ako

Cohen:

Why not? You're family.

Sari:

Family tayo??? E di bawal tayo in case kasi incest?

Charot hahaha

Cohen:

No! Not related by blood not by a long shot

Sari:

Hahahaha joke lang, ser

Cohen:

Hey, Cohen (COMPLETED)Tahanan ng mga kuwento. Tumuklas ngayon