What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction

Demigods React To Chapter 2

Chapter 2: I'M A DEMIGOD LOL AND I'M ALSO PERCY'S SECRET TWIN.

Today was going to be awesome, I could just feel it in my blue hair that changes colors from turquoise to green to violet to magenta to sea-green.

Percy: I wish I had that hair...

Me: please don't quote Vanity Smurf.. It's not a good look on you O.O

I was currently seated at the Poseidon table with my twin Percy and the seven and Nico and my BFFL and my BFFN and my BFTPBFAIR cuz we can sit with anyone we want at which ever table we want because the Olympians worship me and the table is the size of the Pacific but that's completely normal.

Nico: what the hades does BFFL or BFFN and most importantly, BFTPBFAIR mean?

Me: you DO NOT want to know O.o

Leo: BFFN means Bestfried for now. BFFL means Bestfriend for life and BFTPBFAIR means bestfriend that *gets hand before mouth*

Me: *says through clenched teeth* I swear to God if you tell him *evil eye*

Leo: yes ma'am!

"OMG, NICO YOU TOTALLY LIKE THALIA," My brother screamed not drawing any attention cuz we were like invisible and soundproof.

Annabeth: Guys, Leo isn't THAT smart.

Leo: -_-

Nico glared at Percy and answered. "I don't like Thalia like that, Percy. I've barely spoken a few words with the girl and she's a Hunter. Artemis would have stuck an arrow up my ass if I even so much as made eye-contact with her."

Artemis: You bet I would!

Nico: o.O *backs away*

"DENAIL IS THE FIRST SIGN," Piper fangirled and updated her tumblr status, took a selfie with Jason and posted it on Pinterest and Instagram, and speed texted her mother about the latest ships and outfits.

Piper: WHY THE DI ANGELO AM I ALWAYS PORTRAYED LIKE SOME SORT OF FACEBOOK-OBSESSED-VALLEY-GIRL?

Nico rolled his eyes and replied. "When someone denies they like someone without so much as flinching, it usually means they really DON'T like that person Pi-"

"OMG!" Piper screamed into her phone. "MOM NICO JUST ADMITTED HE LIKED THALIA. CROSS THALICO OFF YOUR SHIP LIST. AQLEO IS NEXT."

Piper: -_-

OMFGHG, I thought soddenly. They ship me with my crush since birth, LEO!1? They must, I mean, I'M the only one with the name Aquamarinia Unicorna Mermaidyana Leslania Pegasusasia Narnia Blueflower.

Leo: *cringes* Please don't make me end up with her Shay.

Percy: THIS is the famous Perssasy's sister? *sassy pose*

Me: Just no, Percy. O.o

Leo then looked up from repairing the Great Wall of China and stared at me with his honey over-the-top hazel light-brown orbs and gave me a lopsided smile.

Piper fangirled.

Nico cried because he's always depressed an stuff.

Frank was non-existent. Entire Universe: -_-

Hazel was jealous.

Calypso shot me daggers. Thalia: Where the hell did she come from?!

Me: *shrugs* Narnia?