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Am I high or is that cat tall as f*ck?

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Brandon: HlP mi bay

Tristan: What?

Brandon: I'm blnd

Tristan: You're blind?

Brandon: Yur

Tristan: Auto correct, turn it on

Brandon: Died it

Tristan: Are you drunk?

Brandon: Maybe I a maybe I'm not

Tristan: Where are you

Brandon: I changed you name in my phone

Tristan: Answer the question

Brandon: Okay taco throat

Tristan: I thought we agreed to never talk about that

Brandon: Who the fuck shoves a whole taco down their throat

Brandon: And without gagging

Brandon: That's how I knew you could suck dick

Tristan: Location

Brandon: And you have a gag reflex how was that possible

Tristan: LOCATION

Brandon: I'm at Linda's house

Tristan: You mean Lily?

Brandon: She looks like a Linda

Brandon: How can someone be 18 and look 40

Brandon: She even has saggy titles

Brandon: She has the audacity to call me little

Brandon: I should yell in her face right now

Brandon: But she on the phone so I got to wait

Tristan: I just called her

Tristan: She said you broke into her fridge and ate some no-no brownies

Tristan: Her words not mine

Brandon: They were good ass brownies

Brandon: They had sprinkles on them

Tristan: Those where weed brownies

Brandon: No

Tristan: Yes

Brandon: No

Tristan: Yes

Brandon: No

Tristan: No

Brandon: No

Tristan: Good to know that you agree with me

Brandon: Wat

Tristan: I'm coming to pick you up, stay put

Brandon: How do I be put?

Tristan: Just stay still and don't move

Brandon: Yahtzee

10 minutes later

Brandon: Are you here yet

Tristan: almost

Brandon: Hurry up

Brandon: Linda ordered food and it's scaring me

Tristan: ?

Brandon: Am I high or is that cat tall as fuck?

Brandon: 

Tristan: You're high

Tristan: 100 percent