Olympians confess

Pothena

"Aphrodite" said Athena through gritted teeth "He. Is. My. UNCLE!". Aphrodite just smiled sweetly and started whispering about how cute they were

"She is my freaking niece, why would I marry her?" asked Poseidon, who was confused

"You guys are too cute and also like DNA dont matter here. Zeus and Hera are brother and sister, Persephone and Hades are niece and uncle, Demeter and Zeus are brother and sister"

"Oh yeah I guess its fine then" said Athena, sarcastically "come here uncle Poseidon, imma kiss you"

"Uhhh what?" asked Poseidon

"I'm joking you idiot" said Athena, even though she kind of wanted to kiss him. Aphrodite could sense this

"Oh no Athena, kiss him"

"Uhhh what?" asked Poseidon, again

"Aphrodite. what are you saying? He's married"

"And you're a married yet you have no kids with your husband and like a thousand with others, including my brother"

"Athena, that's a touchy subject. I. WAS. UNDER. A. FREAKING. LOVE. POTION"

"Aphrodite, calm down" said Hephaestus

"Fine I'll kiss my mortal enemy" said Poseidon, finally catching on. He went over to Athena and kissed her. What surprised everyone was that Athena deepened the kiss and started running her hands through Poseidon's hair. Poseidon pulled her closer and they kissed more. They only broke apart when thunder rumbled overhead.

"Something wrong brother?" asked Poseidon.

Zeus just sat there staring, failing to speak

"Yes father, anything wrong?" asked Athena

Zeus still sat there staring at them, mouth open

"I'm sorry Athena, I shouldn't have done that. You're right, I have a wife" said Poseidon, looking down

"Pothena is real!" squealed Aphrodite, from Hephaestus's lap. The god was blushing because she was leaning against him, leaning her head against his.

"No its fine Poseidon. Why did we continue to fight after the Athens incident?"

"Well there was Medusa. But I was forced to by someone who I can't name because they will murder me"

"Ok, but after that I think we were always annoyed at each other, weren't we uncle Poseidon. We never really have a reason to fight"

"True, so friends?"

"Yeah"

"POTHENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" squealed Aphrodite

"NO. Aphrodite. I have a wife" said Poseidon "A wife that I love and I am quiet happy with her. But if anything ever happens between us. Athena, watch out" he grinned and walked back to his throne

"Ok we only have one more set of people to confront each other" said Hestia "Hades, Persephone, Demi. Come sort out your issues. Poseidon, Zeus, Hera I think we may need to separate these guys at some point" she said to her younger brothers and sisters "Zeus you never experienced this but they fought so much in fathers stomach its not funny"

"I got so many headaches" said Poseidon

"Me too" said Hestia and Hera

"Ok, lord Death, Cereal woman, niece. Come forward and speak" said Poseidon