SMS/MMS
Friday, August 13, 20xx
9:43 PMPrime:
Love? I did somethingEya:
Hm? What is it? Nasa Greens pa ba kayo ng officemates mo?Prime:
No. I'm outside your condo.Something happened there.
Eya:
Bakit ka nasa baba? Akyat ka rito.Is this another maharot na officemate mo?
Prime:
Later.
Yes.
My temporary secretary kissed me.
Eya:
Ugh. As long as you don't want it, I'm fine.Prime:
Of course I don't want it!Eya:
Nasaan si Ate Wendy bakit may temporary secretary ka?At saan ka na naman hinalikan?
Next time love pumasok ka sa office ng mukhang basang sisiw para di ka gwapo.
Prime:
Wendy took a leave for two weeks and she recommended that witch.Neck.
Should I laugh, love??
Eya:
INUNAHAN PAKO SA LEEG MO, LOVE!AKYAT KA NA RITO HAHALIK NA RIN AKO. UGH!
Stop feeling guilty, wala kang kasalanan. Sasabunutan ko 'yong witch na 'yan sa Monday!
Prime:
Are you serious?I fired her.
Eya:
Serious ako, love. Dali.Edi mas okay na sabunutan kasi wala na sa office!
O kaya kay Feen ko pasabunot.
Prime:
I'm still guilty, but mad. Really really mad.I'm on my way.
Eya:
Stop feeling guilty na. As long as you don't want it it's okay. Wala ka namang kasalanan. There are people lang talaga na ganyan.Dali!!
Prime:
You know, my neck is a virgin. Nabahiran ng mansta, tangina.Eya:
HAHAHA virgin pa naman 'yong akin, okay lang 'yan.Love, bat ang hot mo pag nagmumura ka in tagalog? Haha
Prime:
Why is your condo on the 25th floor?I'm always hot
Eya:
Tanong ko rin 'yan, love.Linalagnat ka, love? Haha
Prime:
Open the door.Haha funny.
Eya:
Love? Before I open the door.Wala akong damit.
Prime:
Fuck.Stop teasing me, Eyaliana.
Should we make babies, then?
Eya:
HAHAHAHAA joke lang, love.Paunahin na muna natin sina Feen haha
Prime:
Open the door now. And wear clothes.
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