[young!John]
It was about 2 am and you were in bed reading one of your favorite books, you were already getting sleepy so you decided to get ready to call it a night. You got up to brush your teeth and put away your book when your phone started to ring. You picked it up hesitantly because what kind of person would make a phone call at 2 am ? "Hey I know it's reAlLY late but I'm just extremely shitfaced and I'm kind of sad and I just really need someone to talk to, so, me and Terry got in an argument and he just makes me so frustrated" you hear a voice you've never heard before on the other line, unsure of what to do, you just let this random stranger rant about this Terry character for about an hour. Despite knowing absolutely nothing about this man you were oddly charmed by him, he sounded kind of cute despite being completely plastered. "I'm so tired of this man, I understand he's the director but I just can't handle it.. you know how he is Graham, it's so irritating" the man let out a sigh "Gray why aren't you saying anything, did you fall asleep? Oh damn I know I shouldn't have called so late" "um maybe because I'm not Graham?" You said "oh no I'm so sorry I must have dialed the wrong number, why didn't you tell me or just hang up? Did you really listen to me rant for nearly two hours?" The man laughed "well I can tell you're a tad bit upset and I thought maybe I could help but you just kept running your mouth..." you smiled thinking about this poor mans embarrassment. "I'm so sorry, I really am! I just get so worked up sometimes and-" "hey it's okay! We can all get a little worked up, you're okay.... whatever your name is" you interrupted. "John! My name is John... and yours is?" "Y/N!" "Ah Y/N what a nice name, well I'm sorry for bugging you! You must be tired of hearing me for two hours straight" John said with a chuckle. "It's okay, it was quite endearing to hear you talk bad about this Terry person, you're very funny" you say casually flirting. "Well at least /you/ think I'm funny, um how about I make this up to you? You know the whole... mix up and keeping you up thing? Maybe we can, oh I don't know, probably grab a bite to eat?" You blushed thinking about how this random drunk stranger who accidentally called you is basically asking you on a date. "I'd like that very much John" you two spent another hour or so talking to each other trying to get to know each other and to plan out your date, which actually ended up going better than planned
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Monty Python Imagines
FanfictionI don't even know if I'm doing this to be ironic or if I actually want this so here it is anyways.... also most likely will include all the pythons /except/ Terry G because he doesn't deserve his rights
