❝ there's one thing about me that everyone knows, I never lose. ❞
at least that's what he said until he met a certain pretty blonde
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JUNGKOOK all these stupid hook up ads being like: HOT SINGLES WANTING TO FUCK make me wanna laugh bc like yes, im totally gonna wreck my reputation for clout like im a paul brother or some shit 💀💀 im boipussy-less and proud you dumb motherfuckers
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| HOSEOK BOIPUSSY | HOSEOK THE WAY I LOVE IT OHMYGOD ITS PERFECT | HOSEOK BABE CAN I PLEASE EAT OUT YOUR BOIPUSSY??? | YOONGI no. you're both disgusting | SEOKJIN wtf are you even talking about | JUNGKOOK WAIT, YOU DONT GET THEM? | HOSEOK no?? we're not single ass losers refusing to clap some cheeks 👀 try it dude, you'll never go back | YOONGI literally STOP saying that | HOSEOK BUT BABE 🥺 | SEOKJIN aside from the fact that you actually named it that... maybe you otta listen for once, you cant avoid it forever if you're gonna settle down and be with someone | NAMJOON just some advice though: don't call it that, otherwise you won't be getting any | JUNGKOOK eh.. I don't date anyways, you know the drill around here 🤤 | SEOKJIN he's gonna do it again isn't he 🙄