my favourite quote from kitchen nightmares is either 'passion? passion fruit, mate. thats the closest youll get to passion' or 'youre not a fine dining bistro. youre a small man with a fake bistro'
monodys unsavoury fetishises
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sorry for the title
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its like half good half bad
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uwuwuwuwuwuwuwu
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almost as bad as when they ask for my validation over their ugly boyfriends
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theresa may was shit but shes better than him
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yall weirdos
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a trend among american kids in the 2060s
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every episode of kitchen nightmares
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or else
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bye theresa hehe
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*borat voice* very nice
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we love strange æons
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i hope its not a tumour
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just like regular memes
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funky
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des pa sea toad
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'youre not going out like that are you'
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my right brain vs my left brain
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exaggerating obvs
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PLEASE
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irony
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he is gordon ramsay
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i wish theyd just gotten rid of her????
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am monching
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gonna go and see it tho :D
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i hate straight ppl man
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it just looks weird and uncanny
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grim
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dont wanna tell you how long it took me to think of using the name 'monody'
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we share one braincell between us
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pls am lonely
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what a sorry lot i am
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actually well happy been looking for this
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:DDDDDDDDD
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the true spirit of re
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not cut out for this smh
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*LOUD STAMPING FOOTSTEPS*
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please leave me alone thanos
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ive been trapped in my room for ages now
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'dont do it dont give urself away'
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very sorry
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literally
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owowowowowow
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im gonna throw down
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its so obvious
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the holy trinity
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a horrendously bad take op
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just speaks to me ya know?
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actually serious post for once oof
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i was hiding for three hours
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fuck this smh
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didnt even know there was a welsh culture
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me
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just one day of peace is all i ask for
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'lemme at em'
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he has 22 now
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waiting for bloo to tell me i Do Not
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where is she hit me up
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im scared of what theyll say tbh
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broke: therapy woke: this
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two bros chilling in a hot tub-
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his comments on brexit have really aged like a fine wine
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only been to the cinema four times since then
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i think lily said that that was called danths law or smth
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great googly moogly
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dont hurt me for this
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'milkshakes against fascism'
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songs that absolutely slap
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miserable unhealthy bitch life
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uh oh boys
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ugly orange
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dont even know anything about it is it a state or what
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just saw this clip am laughing
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whenever shes taking the piss
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imagine being bit by a deadly spider & it makes you horny
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bideo..........game..........
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WHAT THE HELL
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a fucking shitshow thats what just an absolute garbage thing
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bloos pokemon human au posts got me going
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also ive already brushed my teeth
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what the fuck was that. what the fuck
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absolute galaxy brain move there william
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im having an identity crisis
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corporations innit
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cute widdle pear
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this is on par with theresa mays awkward curtsy
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*monody staring into the camera like shes on the office*
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every time i watch it
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'write a story with the title 'abandoned''
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be careful who you call ugly in middle school
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what part of 'dont sympathise with disgusting people' do you lot not get
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sigh
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typo in the group chat
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this always gets me skzmsksk
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transphobes dont deserve nice things sorry xxx
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these ppl are literally so pathetic
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i guess its nearly over but still?????
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i hate that they dont let you take screenshots
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my sense of humour has been warped
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a widdle bit angwy
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't i d d y ?'
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these comics shaped me as a person
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round boi
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oh the days
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ive adopted
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thats two (2) sheeps
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wonder if anyone has actually done that and not realised
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even if you arent racist then a lot of people who voted brexit are
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emily is a lesbian name confirmed
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yall are weird for liking this
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:(
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DISCORD WE WONT TAKE IT ANYMORE *fortnite dancing*
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proper banger
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a gay mood
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'ADULT HUMAN FEMOIDS'
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the instincts......theyre overpowering.......
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also doesnt james appear in this ending
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they dont make pixar films like this anymore tho
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his wikipedia page has a section titled 'sightings'
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do they sell em yet
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youre just gonna do that are you huh?
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am i missing something here
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tunnocks teacake also lowkey sounds like a sexual euphanism
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am happy but it feels weird
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this is literally the worst post ive ever made
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im sorry im sorry im sorry
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very extra
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hence her current relationship
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like i said they know what kinda show theyre on
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help
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im a simple woman with simple tastes
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i smell homophobia
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this has been the longest month of my life
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im not reaDy
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Too Deep
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its squishy. and bitter
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it didnt need the fish fucking scenes tho
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in front of my entire fucking year. my ENTIRE year
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still got 2 more to do :/
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squidward
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they blurred it but i was still shook
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sometimes its hard to take the games seriously bc of it skdmdks
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theyre also my faves
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these three lads smh
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i havent even seen the jungle book for like 7 years
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i feel so cheated
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pthhbbbbghfh
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we've come full circle
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the dream
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its been so long time to see what derek is up to
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i listened to this song in yr 7 and now ive almost left & im listening again :,)
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i love this country sometimes
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this is the most poor taste joke ive ever made im so sorry
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fandoms have worsened
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bit ch
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i cant remember the exact number he says spare me
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pok ay chow
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its good weather rn but its been pissing it down for the past two days
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*exhausted sigh*
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last day boyos
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im a free woman,,
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very on brand
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after 5 years of hell
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y i k e s
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stupid fedora loser
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spot the difference
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ive been saving this for when i leave lol
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this is all there is to my life these days
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will i have to resort to bringing out minecraft
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please its important
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literally the silliness of these films were wasted on yall
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rly rly wants a gf & plays a lot of bad video games
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you canny trust google
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massiv?????
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'fizzly' would also work
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fuck off i dont have all day
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reading through some of the asks lily gets sent is a trip
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cos youre wrong my lad
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this sounds so snobbish sorry
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i mean its not gonna happen but still
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do i look like a nasty truscum to you
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im joe
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ow
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am i self centered? yes
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when ur the only competent one in the squad
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title
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must look like an absolute clown
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im so happy idk why this isnt even important
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haha loser
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not to brag but we're all so valid
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is that her natural voice
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my life is a mess
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they did something right
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why do idiots expect to get pats on the back for not misgendering ppl
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life update!!!!1!!!2!1!12!!1!1!
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forgive me brother.............
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i hate how much i love this show
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Stars Day Out
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personally i was both
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see u later nerds
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