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monodys unsavoury fetishises

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sorry for the title
its like half good half bad
uwuwuwuwuwuwuwu
almost as bad as when they ask for my validation over their ugly boyfriends
theresa may was shit but shes better than him
yall weirdos
a trend among american kids in the 2060s
every episode of kitchen nightmares
or else
bye theresa hehe
*borat voice* very nice
we love strange æons
i hope its not a tumour
just like regular memes
funky
des pa sea toad
'youre not going out like that are you'
my right brain vs my left brain
exaggerating obvs
PLEASE
irony
he is gordon ramsay
i wish theyd just gotten rid of her????
am monching
gonna go and see it tho :D
i hate straight ppl man
it just looks weird and uncanny
grim
dont wanna tell you how long it took me to think of using the name 'monody'
we share one braincell between us
pls am lonely
what a sorry lot i am
actually well happy been looking for this
:DDDDDDDDD
the true spirit of re
not cut out for this smh
*LOUD STAMPING FOOTSTEPS*
please leave me alone thanos
ive been trapped in my room for ages now
'dont do it dont give urself away'
very sorry
literally
owowowowowow
im gonna throw down
its so obvious
the holy trinity
a horrendously bad take op
just speaks to me ya know?
actually serious post for once oof
i was hiding for three hours
fuck this smh
didnt even know there was a welsh culture
me
just one day of peace is all i ask for
'lemme at em'
he has 22 now
waiting for bloo to tell me i Do Not
where is she hit me up
im scared of what theyll say tbh
broke: therapy woke: this
two bros chilling in a hot tub-
his comments on brexit have really aged like a fine wine
only been to the cinema four times since then
i think lily said that that was called danths law or smth
great googly moogly
dont hurt me for this
'milkshakes against fascism'
songs that absolutely slap
miserable unhealthy bitch life
uh oh boys
ugly orange
dont even know anything about it is it a state or what
just saw this clip am laughing
whenever shes taking the piss
imagine being bit by a deadly spider & it makes you horny
bideo..........game..........
WHAT THE HELL
a fucking shitshow thats what just an absolute garbage thing
bloos pokemon human au posts got me going
also ive already brushed my teeth
what the fuck was that. what the fuck
absolute galaxy brain move there william
im having an identity crisis
corporations innit
cute widdle pear
this is on par with theresa mays awkward curtsy
*monody staring into the camera like shes on the office*
every time i watch it
'write a story with the title 'abandoned''
be careful who you call ugly in middle school
what part of 'dont sympathise with disgusting people' do you lot not get
sigh
typo in the group chat
this always gets me skzmsksk
transphobes dont deserve nice things sorry xxx
these ppl are literally so pathetic
i guess its nearly over but still?????
i hate that they dont let you take screenshots
my sense of humour has been warped
a widdle bit angwy
't i d d y ?'
these comics shaped me as a person
round boi
oh the days
ive adopted
thats two (2) sheeps
wonder if anyone has actually done that and not realised
even if you arent racist then a lot of people who voted brexit are
emily is a lesbian name confirmed
yall are weird for liking this
:(
DISCORD WE WONT TAKE IT ANYMORE *fortnite dancing*
proper banger
a gay mood
'ADULT HUMAN FEMOIDS'
the instincts......theyre overpowering.......
also doesnt james appear in this ending
they dont make pixar films like this anymore tho
his wikipedia page has a section titled 'sightings'
do they sell em yet
youre just gonna do that are you huh?
am i missing something here
tunnocks teacake also lowkey sounds like a sexual euphanism
am happy but it feels weird
this is literally the worst post ive ever made
im sorry im sorry im sorry
very extra
hence her current relationship
like i said they know what kinda show theyre on
help
im a simple woman with simple tastes
i smell homophobia
this has been the longest month of my life
im not reaDy
Too Deep
its squishy. and bitter
it didnt need the fish fucking scenes tho
in front of my entire fucking year. my ENTIRE year
still got 2 more to do :/
squidward
they blurred it but i was still shook
sometimes its hard to take the games seriously bc of it skdmdks
theyre also my faves
these three lads smh
i havent even seen the jungle book for like 7 years
i feel so cheated
pthhbbbbghfh
we've come full circle
the dream
its been so long time to see what derek is up to
i listened to this song in yr 7 and now ive almost left & im listening again :,)
i love this country sometimes
this is the most poor taste joke ive ever made im so sorry
fandoms have worsened
bit ch
i cant remember the exact number he says spare me
pok ay chow
its good weather rn but its been pissing it down for the past two days
*exhausted sigh*
last day boyos
im a free woman,,
very on brand
after 5 years of hell
y i k e s
stupid fedora loser
spot the difference
ive been saving this for when i leave lol
this is all there is to my life these days
will i have to resort to bringing out minecraft
please its important
literally the silliness of these films were wasted on yall
rly rly wants a gf & plays a lot of bad video games
you canny trust google
massiv?????
'fizzly' would also work
fuck off i dont have all day
reading through some of the asks lily gets sent is a trip
cos youre wrong my lad
this sounds so snobbish sorry
i mean its not gonna happen but still
do i look like a nasty truscum to you
im joe
ow
am i self centered? yes
when ur the only competent one in the squad
title
must look like an absolute clown
im so happy idk why this isnt even important
haha loser
not to brag but we're all so valid
is that her natural voice
my life is a mess
they did something right
why do idiots expect to get pats on the back for not misgendering ppl
life update!!!!1!!!2!1!12!!1!1!
forgive me brother.............
i hate how much i love this show
Stars Day Out
personally i was both
see u later nerds

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