Harmione one shots

How I met your mother

Harry Potter aged 27 sat in his office at Hogwarts marking DADA homework.

He sat back in his chair and twirled the pen in his fingers.

Getting up to leave for dinner his children entered, James, lily and Kassie.

"What are you doing here your supposed to be at dinner." He asked them.

"Excuse you dad, are you forgetting the fact that mums the headmistress..?" Kassie said sitting on his chair.

"Right. Your the same as all the other kids so come on, out.." he told them opening the door.

"The children giving you trouble Potter?" Draco Malfoy shouted as he walked passed. 

"Draco!" The kids shouted running out to him.

"Oi, it's Professor Malfoy in school." He said hugging them.

The kids run back inside the office when he let's go.

"If your staying in here because you want to skip your lessons it's not happening again." Harry says.

"Actually, no. We wanted to know how you met mum?" Kassie asked.

"Kassie your practically 15 you should have figured it out." He said to his eldest daughter.

"Just tell us already!" The twins shouted.

"Alright. Sit down, quickly." He said standing In front of them.

Draco walked into the office and shut the door, sitting in-between the twins.

"Get on with it then!" He shouted grinning at Harry.

"Uh.." Was all he could reply with.

Draco stood up and guided Harry to his previous seat and stood in Harry's previous space.

"So, it begins back in 1991 when your dad started his first year at this school." He began.

"He lived with your grandma Lily's sister and her chunky husband Vernon and pig son Dudley." He said puffing his cheeks as he said the men's names.

"One day he got a letter, which confused him because he never got letters. He ope-"
Harry cuts him off.

"How do you know know all of this?" He asked.

"I've read the books." He answered with a grin.

"Anyway, he tried to open the letter but they took it off him, along with the other 70 or so letters that came the following weeks." He continued.

"We don't want his life story, no offence dad." James said getting bored.

"I'm getting there." He said holding his finger up.

"One particular day, the horrible relatives were eating biscuits when his uncle said 'no posts on Sundays' sadly to him, over 1000 letters flew into the house from every possible place." He said.

"Cool.." James whispered in awe.

"Your dad managed to grab one and run into the hallway but his uncle grabbed him and said that they were going somewhere for a while." He stated.

"The following day they went far into the sea in a rickety shack, it was your dads birthday the following day and he was sent to sleep on the floor." He carried on.

"Then Hagrid came in, said some stuff and gave Harry his letter. He opened it Hagrid took him to get his things and then it was time to go to Hogwarts." He finished.

"Sorry but when does mum come into the story..?" Kassie asked impatiently.

Draco held his finger up again and went to sit down.

He nodded to Harry, telling him to continue the story.

He got up and began, "Um..well we met on the train when she asked us if Neville lost Trevor.." He said.

"Trevor?" Lily said looking confused.

"His pet toad." He told her.

"Ew." She simply said.

"Alright that's it let's go.." He said leading them out.

                    ~Later that day~

"The kids asked how we met today." Harry told his wife.

"And what did you say?" She asked him.

"That we met on the train." He replied.

"Good, and what did they say..?" She questioned.

"Nothing really.." He said sitting beside her.

"So they don't actually know that I got attacked by a troll?" She inquired.

"Yes." He answered.

"You lair!" He heard behind him.

When they turned around they were met with the twins standing cross armed.

"I have to attend a meeting, bye." Hermione said, quickly leaving.

None of them saw Draco in the corner of the room silently laughing.